My Name Ain't Trump
I’m new to this game of buying and selling
But fast large sums of cash just puts me in heaven
Being a newbie I just ain’t got no clout
So now I’m learning what it’s all about
My name ain’t Trump.
I’m looking at houses in Tierre Verde
Spied just the garage for my little Birdie
I pull in the drive and the neighbor comes over
And chases me away with his big dog Rover
My name ain’t Trump
Country club dining just sets the right mood
Clients respond better after good food
After dinner, desert and imported wine
The waiter proclaims, “Miss your card’s been declined”
My name ain’t Trump
Clearwater Beach I fancy a lot
A beautiful hotel I happen to spot
I call up my lender, my stomach in knots
“You’re over extended, now you want what?”
My name ain’t Trump
But fast large sums of cash just puts me in heaven
Being a newbie I just ain’t got no clout
So now I’m learning what it’s all about
My name ain’t Trump.
I’m looking at houses in Tierre Verde
Spied just the garage for my little Birdie
I pull in the drive and the neighbor comes over
And chases me away with his big dog Rover
My name ain’t Trump
Country club dining just sets the right mood
Clients respond better after good food
After dinner, desert and imported wine
The waiter proclaims, “Miss your card’s been declined”
My name ain’t Trump
Clearwater Beach I fancy a lot
A beautiful hotel I happen to spot
I call up my lender, my stomach in knots
“You’re over extended, now you want what?”
My name ain’t Trump



5 months ago
Got to love real estate poetry! Nicely done.
5 months ago
lol! Thanks Josh.
5 months ago
Love the "you're over extended, now you want what?" )))
5 months ago
Several years past the newbie stage and they're still telling me that lol!
5 months ago
LOVE IT!!!!
Def Real Estate Jam 2009!!!!