Man, it's a never-ending soap opera...
You got that right! A person really needs to think about dealing with the drama if they're going to operate low income apartment buildings (SFHs and more expensive apartments aren't nearly as bad). To tell the truth, I kind of enjoy the day to day twists and turns. It adds a little excitement!
One thing I've learned is that you will never " see it all" . I can't tell you how many times I think I've " seen it all" where tenants are concerned. This past week, I was proven wrong again. I rented an apartment in the Pink Elephant (my ugly pink apartment building that I'm repainting) to a relatively nice and normal looking young woman who had two young children. She had a job; no history of eviction; and no criminal record. Before too long, her 14 year old brother moved in with her. His parents are drunks who live nearby and therefore I didn't say anything about him moving in because I thought he would be better off with his sister than his drunk parents (an uncharacteristicsally nice thing for me to do). In addition, he would babysit for the tenant's kids when she was working. The tenant had introduced me to her boyfriend who is the manager at a local retail store. All seemed to be going well.
Then, one evening last week, I got a call from one of the drunk parents of this tenant (and her 14 year old brother who moved in). He said he was calling to tell me that everyone in that apartment was acting " stupid" . I asked him what that meant, and after a lot of effort, got him to speak so that I could understand what he was trying to say. He said that the 14 year old brother had moved in an underage girlfriend; the tenant had moved in a boyfriend (not the store manager, but another one); and that the entire group was having group sex with the tenant's two little children present AND that the 14 year old was selling marijuana. In addition, they had all even decided that it would be a good idea to strip and run down the street naked in the rain.
I went straight down to the property. I found the tenant's mother (drunk as usual) and told her to knock on her daughter's apartment. I knew the tenant probably wouldn't answer the door for the landlord if something was going on. The mother knocked on the door and we both went in. Sure enough, they were all there and high as a kite: the tenant, her shack-up SECOND boyfriend; the 14 year old and his shack-up teeny bopper girlfriend; and the two small children who appeared to be unharmed.
At that point, I told everyone but the tenant to pack their bags and GET OUT! When they didn't IMMEDIATELY move - I yelled NOW! I entered into a very loud rant and told them that I wasn't going to allow any of this stupidity. I stood there as they all packed their bags and got out. I told them that if ANY of them were even seen on the property again (even once), I would immediately evict the tenant and her 2 children and they could live in the street for all I care. That was not a bluff, I evict people and they become homeless all the time.
Now, I've seen everything.....or have I? What can top a bunch of inbred, drunk and drug addicted child abusers who like to run naked in the rain down a busy city street? I don't know, but I'm sure I'll find out!
Mike
Mike