If using money as a tool to make more money is a new concept to you, chew your family out for raising a moron. ;)
That was HILARIOUS! True, but hilarious!
People trying to get into this game focus on the fluff, while they get no technical details of the: who, what where, when and why
...and HOW MUCH! In all honesty, I don't think most wannabes need anything but the motivational nonsense because they're not going to do anything anyway. I think a lot of people are just trying to convince themselves that they have the potential to do big things, when in reality - they don't! I can't think of any other reason that people are so gullible as to buy this guru educational stuff they should know is nothing but a pipe dream.
I love that infomercial on Saturday mornings with the jello babes (they constantly jiggle) that make wild proclamations that this guy makes 'UP TO' $5,000 a month, then the next guy makes 'UP TO' $10,000 a week and the next guy makes 'UP TO' $100,000 a day! I can't even remember what they're selling, but I do remember the jiggling babes in their sun dresses! I'm pleased to report that I beat them all, because I make "UP TO" a million dollars an hour! Have I ever made a million dollars in an hour? No and almost certainly never will. I didn't say that I did - I said "UP TO". Of course, you could even make that claim if you flipped burgers at McDonalds!
I also think it's hilarious how all the gurus follow the same pattern, even for their infomercials. They ALWAYS have hot women, hot cars, water (a swimming pool or the ocean), a mansion, and tall drinks with umbrellas in their infomercials. The implication is that if you buy the guru's product, you'll get the same thing.
Even that's a scam. I have the fancy car - a Mercedes SL500 convertible - that it driven so little that I had to charge the battery yesterday. Even though we don't drive it very often (only on beautiful sunny days), I still get to pay the insurance and yearly registration on it. Where could I drive it? Maybe to collect rent and have every scumbag in town sue me? Can't do that! I have a pool, but what they don't tell you on TV is that it doesn't look as nice filled with algea, water skippers, and frogs! To prevent that, you have to continually put in chemicals (hundreds of dollars a year) and actually get out there and vacuum it. They also forget to mention that the pool heater sucks down propane like it's the engine on a 747! I could have probably bought another house with the amount of money we've spent on propane in the past 15 years! I'll have to admit, that I don't have a mansion and don't want one. We've already got a house that has 5 rooms we never use. If we could only have a bigger house with a few more empty rooms, we'd be happier I suppose! I do have a blender and I occassionally make daiquiries, but we don't have the little umbrellas. As for the jiggling babes - may wife said an emphatic - NO (so there goes that dream)! Yes, my wife's a dream squasher!
It's funny, because I hadn't ever thought about it until today, but the gurus are even lying about the "stuff". They only tell the wannabes the good side of the stuff. I haven't ever heard a guru yet that talks about algea in the pool or paying for the implants for the jiggling babes! I wonder if you have to pay for the implants, if your wife won't allow you to have the jiggling babes?
Mike