My partner and I posted this on Craigslist today, I can't believe it hasn't gotten a response yet. We half expected someone thinking we were real. I didn't know who else would appreciate it so I'll post it here; hope you enjoy:
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BULK REO, MTNs, NPLs and other product @ 22 + 1.123[/b]
Reply to: serv-626264045@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-01, 7:36AM PDT
We're offering REO property and notes at 22% from $500B up to $11T (the entirety of the domestic housing market). We have luxury Los Angeles, New York, Seattle and NJ property at 26%. Turnkey condition prime housing. If you have the money, I strongly recommend purchasing a small $500B luxury housing portfolio as it would be baller to live in a portfolio, not just a house. Anyone can buy a house these days.
We have other commodity product like diamonds, oil, bulk Alpaca, slightly stale coffee beans (very discounted)--anything worth trading, really.
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