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James Wise#5 All Forums Contributor
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Just completed my first Triple Crack House Eviction!

James Wise#5 All Forums Contributor
  • Real Estate Broker
  • Cleveland Dayton Cincinnati Toledo Columbus & Akron, OH
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I've had a pretty darn good real estate career with HoltonWise. I've accomplished a lot of my goals. 

Some of my biggest accomplishments were

--- Making my 1st million.

--- Selling over $200 million in investment real estate.

--- Becoming the most well know real estate investment company in the Cleveland market.

But now, I've achieved perhaps my most impressive feat of all time. HoltonWise recently completed our very first Triple Crack House Eviction. 

I know that having done this Triple Crack House Eviction, I am now a living legend. If we're being honest, I am now probably more of a legend than Neil Armstrong. Most likely stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Perhaps even more handsome than Chris Hemsworth.

My newfound greatness comes with a lot of responsibility. I am aware that men now want to be me, and women want to be with me. I will carry this crown of glory with great honor.

For now though, you all may now congratulate me for this glorious accomplishment.

All Hail The King

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