Stop the Madness! Advice NOT Advise
If you are seeking help, it is advice you are looking for, not advise. Advise is a verb.
Advice (noun) - guidance or recommendations concerning prudent future action, typically given by someone regarded as knowledgeable or authoritative.
Advise (verb) - offer suggestions about the best course of action to someone.
No one is looking for advise. You are looking for advice.
Okay, rant over...carry on.