At a time when banks have been sucking blood dry from homeowners, forcing countless of them into foreclosure, isn’t it nice to know that you can turn the tables and buy a chunk of real estate that banks will not mess with. If they know what’s good for them, anyway.
For the money, you get five coffin rooms (I mean bedrooms); four baths (I didn’t know vampires bathe? Oh, come on. You didn’t, either!); and some really creepy looking wooded surroundings where you can let your little bats fly around at night. Pretty freaking awesome if you ask me.
And, here is the best part. Say you find yourself in a position after a year or two of not being able to afford this little gem anymore. Don’t worry about the bank foreclosing on you. Just pick up the phone and invite the banker over for a friendly midnight snack to…you know…talk things over. Bet you’ll get a real sweet heart deal in no time! Like, maybe you’ll be able to pay the bank off drop by drop by drop by drop!
Photos: King Chimp, soprovich.com