Or a hair salon or a quad-plex... etc.By providing my children with a debt free entry into society with the potential to tap liquid funds for investment I have set them apart and I will have also allowed them the ability to be their own persons and not be anchored to my "dream."

Would home owners; (a) Freak out, run around the living room, set hair on fire, and call agents to rapidly list home for sale?

Maybe just a hair on the high side.Not that my opinion carries any weight. 

This may seem like it's splitting hairs but I assure it is not, it's CORRECTLY setting the stage of comprehension, as what comes next will give this clarity. 

But at the end of the day, you don't care about what your customers who have lost say, because we've already paid your bills and we're out of your hair. 

Ok, this is going to be a hair off topic here but I will try to equip with the short-short version (crash course). 

Any market difference is going to be splitting hairs when it comes to the bottom line of your portfolio.

LOL   Barbers also recommend hair cuts.Paying retail / appraised value makes you a buyer. 

Make no doubt in a Biden win housing industry will be squarely inn the cross hairs simply for a fact of math, where else are they going to get the impacts they want for their voters and infill the spending spree?

A princess won't ever see how investing for your futures in any way should  be a priority.Princesses get there hair and nails done regularly and drive nice cars with payments.