But a bird will poop on your newly washed and waxed Maserati. 

No way a machine, printer or AI can be that good right now Very true.

He still keeps posting videos and I saw this one and was like hmmm - speculating / what was he doing https://youtube.com/shorts/FrAQe2ZuP38?

It's a wash and makes it harder to sell houses.

Most newer folks in the investment space I have encountered what immediate results so they can quit their jobs as soon as possible - they think real estate is like a money vending machine, rather than a physical asset to invest in and let your money grow over the next 15+ years.

(Used, New ones are about 18K per machine)  If you are running an STR are you using traveling nurses/workers or is it an Airbnb?

Deep pocket guys buying up little tilt ups owned by small family type manufacturers....machine shops, print shops etc.

We reimburse up to $15 per month third-party transaction fees for using the ATM cards, if incurred, for pulling cash out of an ATM machine. 

I could smell these people a few feet away inside, and presumably they smoked even before they got to my property.Won't the smell on them get on the furniture, washing machine, in the air?

I had a customer reach out this week asking about help to buy an RV Park for $6M but the problem I ran into was he did not own a primary or investment rental yet and wanted to jump straight into a commercial deal.