:D No daycare, no home businessNo firepit or outdoor fireplaceNo drugsNo swimming poolsNo hot tubsNo trampolinesNo pets without prior written permission of landlordNo smoking of any substance on property or grounds, inside or outNo illegal activityNo ATVs, RVs, boats, semi-trucks, or unworking cars (cmty rules)Limit to X cars per propertyNo parking on grass yards or sidewalksMaximum occupancy of X (if your city allows it) or "premises to be occupied only by individuals stated in this lease"Late rent fees and curesNo subletting without written consent of landlordList of fees and recourse for bounced checksLiability clausesHow many days notice to leaveHow leases renewWhat the security deposit can be used forWhen/how the security deposit gets refundedRepairs-- by whom, when, at what expenseHow to notify you when repairs are needed (I put a clause saying that... any repairs not given to me in written by certified signed mail are deemed not to have happened at all.

You can absolutely save the 18% and run it yourself , but than it would be like owning a Snapple route with a truck and driving it yourself ..

"Vacuum the truck" - from one of the BP Podcast episodes a few months ago.

For that much money I expect a bucket truck and 3 guys to trim 10 trees in 2hrs!

My son and I listened to this one in the truck.

When does the garbage truck come by?

Welders, pipefitters, boilermakers and other such jobs where the prerequisite seems to be neck tattoos and a big 4 wheel drive truck.

Although, for a truck it gets a fair mileage (20-22mpg).

Soon as I finish typing this I'm jumping in my truck and hauling my boat to our vacation house on the coast. 

Driving a 20 yr old rusted truck.