Top 10 reasons you KNOW your getting evicted

10. You threatened the property manger.

9. You sell crack out of your window next to your bed.

8.  You threw someone out the window and then broke a Jack Daniel's bottle over their head.

7.  You adopted two pitt bull puppies, and your roommate is allergic to dogs.

6. Your favorite sport is skateboarding down victorian steps.

5. Your father told you that withholding rent was a smart idea.

4.   Your basement is a kennel with a layer of feces.

3. Your daughter turns tricks out of the apartment and lives with you and her loser boyfriend.

2.  Your dog bit a nun.

And the # 1 reason you KNOW you're getting evicted:

You got caught playing frisbee with yourself on several occasions.