What do you do? The famous cocktail party question (in one sentence)

[Jen Kurtz]

I was thinking about this recently. Those are who are not fully self-employed as a real estate investor, what sorts of day (or night) jobs do you have? 

I was curious to see if there were any types of jobs or industries in common that seem to be a trend, or how far different professionals we are in our full time jobs?

So if you work a steady job for an employer, in ONE sentence or just a couple words, what do you do? 

Ill go first-I currently am a community manager, but I have also had previous work in payroll and accounting.

OK, now YOU go! :)