There once was an investor from Nantucket…

 

Who needed an infrared scan of his bucket.

 

To this event, the food he would cater…

As long as it was shot by the INSPECTAGATOR.

 

Moisture seepage from here and hither…

The bank, however, was oh so bitter.

 

From room to room he did fly…

And found breaches both low and high.

 

His skill and talents on water only he would not waste…

An electrical panel scan shall be done and not with haste.

 

Look here in the kitchen…

The freezer door heater temperature is kickin’

 

The dishwasher too, it doth cry…

A leaky gasket is the reason why.

 

This house, it’s not green…

For insulation is far and few between.

 

Hot air too from the doors does it leak…

His FLIR high res camera sees the heat.

 

It’s aesthetic says the BPO, not a functional consideration…

Tisk tisk, she’s a Florida Building Code health and safety violation.

 

Chinese drywall, wind mitigation and even lead paint…

Numbers such as these could even make Obama faint.

 

A pretty penny will this investor short…

Thanks to the INSPECTAGATOR, this investor doth court.

 

A wonderful team this negotiator and this stealth eye…

A profitable future whether you sell or buy.

 

Let us unite in this club and have a cigarette…

Lest you remember the day our aspirations met.

 

Infrared thermographer and experienced inspector, you shall not frown…

Negotiate, negotiate and experience the bank mitigator smack down!