Now we have people with PTSD after one bomb goes off in their vicinity and they're incapable of working or even shopping for toothpaste without a dog?

Oh yeah the kids took toothpaste in their bedroom and wrote across the walls everywhere and it dried up hard.

But once its on the MLS, the toothpaste is out of the tube.

There are specific strategies you should employ before getting going with multiple properties, but you're pretty far down the road and I'm not sure you will want to or be able to put the toothpaste back in the tube per se.  

toothpaste spit all over the bathroom faucets, and some sort of substance -- guessing food smeared all over the bathroom counter.

I wouldnt ask his advice on what toothpaste to buy, let alone property.

@Stephan Haas most of the time you cant recover things out of toilets without breaking themi once had to take out toilet to get out tube of toothpaste

Also have it in the lease what items they are required to get on there own (example: Tooth paste, Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Laundry Detergent, Light Bulbs etc.).4.

side note: if you're looking for toothpaste ill be the Colgate you can find me on here

We provide a starter set of amenities (laundry & dishwasher detergent, trash bags, paper products, bathroom soaps/toothpaste/sunscreen) type stuff.