The permanent real estate index number for the premises is (insert number), and, according to the most recent property tax bill, the current amount of real estate taxes associated with the premises is (insert amount) per year.

I grew up hauling wood stoves all over my dad's shop where his company many wood stoves and inserts.

And then there are others like you who inserted too many opinions or started straying off topic.

The walls are wood paneling, so they do not need to be painted, WA-required water heater straps and carbon monoxide detectors and possibly an insert for the fireplace and chimney. 

It will be a nice, safe way to find out about tenant screening <insert scary face emoji>. 

"Notice to new rental agreement terms as of _____________ insert date that's allowed by law (30, 60, 90 days etc.)" 

Let them know you understand the problem and that you have been advised by (insert your lawyer or whatever) to just ignore them and just call the cops whenever it's appropriate, but you're hoping that if everyone just ignores them, that it will take the wind out of their sails and they will get used to having new neighbors.If your rents are just enough under market that your tenants will choose to stay, that helps, too. 

I would love to show the property to you but at this time, I am trying to be cautious of the virus as I am (insert reason of caution with virus whether it's that you're more susceptible, you don't want to give someone who's more susceptible, etc).

I'm still young, but I could have a lot more deals, connections, [insert whatever here]. 

Do you know anyone I should be talking to about <insert niche>.