You can skim coat that yourself with decent results if you're willing to take your time, buy a few tools, and stop when you see something getting screwed up - most newbies think they can just keep going over drywall screw ups to hide it.

you have to get bids, escrow money, pay in draws, may not be able to do work yourself, and it takes a long time to get funded (due to the bidding and valuations it needs).I close tomorrow on a hard money loan where I'm paying 2 points up front, and 10.75% interest, with interest only payments and a 9 month term.My "appraisal" only cost me $250, since they only wanted a BPO, and fees were less than a traditional loan at a large bank (they hide a LOT of junk fees in there). 

It seems like a weird place to have a closet so the builder may have put it there because he needed a load bearing beam and this was a way to hide it.

Anyway they store data on an SD card that you have to check manually, but it is inexpensive, battery operated, and easy to hide.

Yes, I'm a Realtor, but I'm not that fluffy kind that will tell you how great your TV will look on a wall in order to hide stain.

This is what happens when a government runs up a large debt and runs out of money and gimmicks to pay for it or to hide it from public view. 

If you really want to hide who owns the property you would have to do more complex methods. 

For those looking for a reason to hide under the bed, this is an excellent one!

Eventually, 401Ks, pensions, and all stock investments are going lock up, and the liquidity trap that we all know is hiding in the shadows will be realized.

It would be hard for you to hide that you are the landlord.