Look at the diet trends: Fats are bad, fats are good; carbs are bad, carbs are good.

I'm on a low carb diet and am drinking Miller Lite in the aluminum cans with a screw on lid. 

How could I swiftly and legally evict them from a property of mine, even if I have no legitimate reason other than my need to save money on my diet?

LOL - asking what the best way to generate leads is akin to asking what the best diet is.  

All he had to do was agree to use them for 36 months on all his jobs (Coke, Diet Coke and Sprite).

Think of it as a obese person telling you about a new diet or work out program they are going to start "next week".

Finally, running an ozone machine may help remove any final odors.Because cats consume a high protein diet (causing a very concentrated urea in their urine) it's typically one of the most difficult odors to remove.Gail

That was hard go type after 2 Knob Creek and diet cokes.  

I'm a family of 3; you wouldn't want to see our food purchases; the wife and are all her natural/special diet stuff plus eat out. 

My diet went from dining out to consistent beans and lentils.