They insert a sock and I believe use an epoxy product to create a liner inside the old cast iron pipe significantly extending its life for much less cost.

When you become an "investor", complications are inserted.

I prepared the lease to start on the 27th and we all signed.Two days before their move-in, I get a phone call that (insert family emergency, that was probably a lie) they will actually not be arriving until the 29th. 

There are methods to easily insert the comforter if you have knowledgable cleaners and they wash and dry easily like sheets. 

Energy (propane/electric) costs annually are atleast double to triple for an indoor heated pool, unless it is a small fiberglass insert which guests detest as they are just a little larger than a hot tub. 

In some states, the taxpayer has the ability to redeem the property for [insert time period] after the tax sale.

:-D (meme inserted here lol)

Most people know very little about anything construction-related and have no business trying to insert themselves into the process such as by ordering their own materials.

Ask yourself if this (insert current missed expectation) will matter in 5 years and have a higher perspective.  

Normally all closings are final, but his attorney insert a cause in the P&S contract, "errors and omission shall survive the closing".