The stucco itself is not falling off and seems to be in decent mechanical shape with quite a bit of chalking.I would like to coat this old stucco so that it spruces you the look of the siding and adds a water resistant but breathable layer.I’m considering either painting it with a masonry paint like what Home Depot sells (Behr brand) or applying an acrylic stucco finish.

The sad reality is that you'll only get a low offer past a listing agent if they take it seriously, which they will once you massage them and get their guard down.

LOL  That's not new.In this low savings return environment,  it's a great time to hone, massage and expand our private lender network. 

There are some things you can do to massage the structure like have a large loan premium which is paid at refi or sale of asset

Lowe's sells those acrylic light panels, there's also a tool to cut them that only costs a few bucks.DURALENS 7.85-sq ft Prism Ceiling Light Panel

@Saravanan VaradanPlease search this forum for "LLC umbrella liability"This topic has been massaged to death.

The concrete contractor, psychologist, and web developer are probably trucking along, but I'd worried about the massage therapist.

Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs) can be sexually oriented businesses (i.e., prostitution).

At first it sounded eerily like an "Epstein" pitch, I was half bracing to see "massages" come up in it, lol. 

Acrylic can stain.