100 nine year old boys, 100 mayonnaise jars. 2 weeks, call it camp. no more salamanders. probably wouldn't cost more than 50k. salamander mitigation and a great experience for 100 young kids.

A jar of moonshine is $25.

Also being awakened by them has been spectacular - nothing beats being jarred awake at 6:15am by a toddlers screaming at the top of their lungs horse playing in the front yard.

@Caleb Heimsoth  as Bob noted, there are people who will paint for $175/day but availability might be a big issue and it also depends on what quality you're looking for (e g does it matter to you that the old paint bleeds thru in a couple of spots)if you figure around $1.05-$1.10/sq ft (of wall space, not just floor space) that will put you on the low end of retail, will give you a decent quality job but won't include wall repair or baseboards/trimdry locking the basement should be around the same price but that stuff has a pretty overwhelming odor so you might get contractors saying they either don't do it or want a premium....get yourself a quart and open it up if you don't know what I mean....I've got a painter and other contractor referrals.....most will work anywhere on the west side. 

My Fiance and I are looking for the same in morris county a bit harder to find properties that cash flow there...My advice find one that needs work grab a fha and 203k load wrapped together and reno it ( if your up to a project) Vinyl flooring , quarts counters clean and modern.

Hi Jarred,Thank you very much for responding!

Maybe a basement that had 750-1000 ball mason jars from three generations, the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

While I do NOT believe that the Administration started tapping these phones, Internet, etc. for nefarious reasons, I whole-heartedly distrust putting that cookie jar in front of anybody in Washington.

I can't wait for some of the other top executives in large companies to get caught with their hand in the cookie jar!

$30 Million.I looked in the cookie jar, but can't find wheremy wife put that extra 30 million we had layingaround.StoneDetroit, what's this about?