This always seems to come down to Millennials being some rare, exotic hothouse flower of a generation that are somehow both unable to understand basic arithmetic and hold wildly different viewpoints about their housing security from all who came before...because.

I’m happy to talk more reach out.

She states minor work is needed: covers for a couple of outlets, kitchen refresh, cracked window to be replaced.

If the house was built in 1965 and doesnt have GFI outlets , it doesnt have to , they were not available in 1965 , add them yourself . 

Adding a new outlet, circuit and pretty much doing anything electrical aside from replacing a fixture or replacing the receptacles or switches requires an electrical permit.

I suggest you add beautification with landscape, trees, flowers.

My next step will be to contact any authority with jurisdiction in Pennsylvania, as well as the crime/fraud unit in Los Angeles, followed by every outlet and network available to me.

I was mentioning bitcoing mining, where the solar company who is leasing your property would have an outlet to sell the power without a substation nearby. 

He said it is a racket and it can get pricey and he said his conversion rate blended across all outlets was around 1%.  

Several of these "news" outlets/papers are very political and have an agenda.