Tired of getting calls from wholesalers and flippers
I average 2 calls a week where someone calls me up and wants to buy one of my rental properties. I have heard the speeches so often I KNOW what they are gonna say next. Usually it starts out with, "we have bought a property in the neighborhood and are looking to buy another. Would you be interested in selling?"
So, I have taken to going into 'full idiot mode' when I receive these calls. My first question is: Where be that other house you just bought? I wanna know the address since I know the neighborhood well. We get past that part and they ask about renovations I've done over the last 5 years. I give them a brief list, in my redneck/idiot voice.
And THEN we get down to the 'tricky' part: How much do I want? I can, literally, waste 5 minutes of this person's time on this question. I point out the fact that whoever points out the price first loses.
I'm usually met with a pathetically low-ball offer, to which I respond, "you make me laugh, ha ha".
So, I waste a couple more minutes while we discuss price. I ask them if they will be giving me cash, since that is what I want.
Then I inform them that all offers have to go thru my attorney since the accident where I hit my head too hard. ;-) That USUALLY ends the conversation shortly thereafter. LOL.
My question is: How do I get off these lists? It really sucks. Sometimes it is fun to amuse myself at these ppl's expense. I figure if I am wasting their time, they have less time to call someone else. :-(
AG