Buy a moderate home, house hack live rent free 4) Get a massage (in a hypothetical world there is no virus)

I want to be a damn filthy douchebag that calls good hard working people "the help", travel the world, eat crablegs 24 hours/day and have 5 petite humans massage each of my extremities all at the same time while the sound of waves are crashing onto he sand, DAMNIT.I see people owning 300 doors, 900 doors, 3000 doors.Come on admit it... owning 1000 doors is NOT NORMAL.

I have a name for you @Nathan Cross  Please send me a private massage.

They are also the things I massage to make the deal work. 

Shoot me a massage I can run you though the top players and what to watch out for.

@Andrew Wiseman As you see with @Jaysen Medhurst examples, the 3 "basic terms" you can massage to make a deal work is 1.DP amount, 2.

Small town, nothing within 8 miles, only shopping center in the town, Street level there is a nail salon on a 5 yr (uses 2 unit spaces), hair salon on a 3 yr, sushi restaurant 5 yr (uses 2 units), real estate office on a 1 year (been there 15 years) massage parlor 1 yr.

Sometimes it takes massaging the numbers to find the point where the strategy works (if it works at all).  

Repair: are they applying new enamel, overlaying a new acrylic liner, or doing a full replacement of the tub?

As a result I found that it really pulled me down and gave me a lot of anxiety, to the point that I procrastinated listening to massages over the past month (not a good business practice).