My wife works in fashion and we currently live in NJ, but we aren't ruling out a move to California or even Spain in the next few years. 4) Stress - My friends that own homes are CONSTANTLY bitching and moaning about "mowing the lawn", "shoveling the snow", "cleaning the gutters", "replacing the *insert expensive thing here*".

Well, I [insert investment strategy here], and made [insert dollar amount]." 

your home or starbuck's coffee (insert whatever your desire) ?

Daydreaming about running off with <insert "person/type of your dreams"> is okay, but it's that much more fun when you know you'll be in proximity of said person.

Caphnll your Assembly Member at 800-798-659 three )2. phn your Senator at 855-215-015 two )Tell both offices: “Hi, this is (insert your name).

Now he is getting a reputation for poor service.Well now you are just inserting your own facts into the argument.

. - Finding tenants- Managing contractors- Dealing with stupid house problems- Doing any DIY handy stuff- Dealing with attorneys, realtors, accountants...insert profession here- Fighting with appraisers and inspectors- Dealing with picky buyers who are worried about that tiny crack in the basement and pull out of a deal because they think they see mold...turns out it's not- Wholesalers who suck...List goes on!

The materials for new tub inserts, re-plumbing behind wall, fixtures, and builder grade subway tile to the ceiling were over $1000 each without any labor. 

"Insert gary vee rant here" Does anyone watch his videos?  

Any smoke or CO detectors found without batteries will cost you xxx.Leaking water - please use water shut  (insert picture here)Electric goes off Check the circuit breakers-they are located......