Investor · Southlake, TX · Member since 2009 · 950 posts · 338 votes
Thanks to Tim's post on the Magnificent8 REI group, I feel compelled to introduce to you the latest program that is sweeping the nation!
THE DELTA FORCE of REI!
Allow me to introduce to you the lead mentor of this group: Chuck Norres..Chuck is more than just another mentor, he has special qualities that will allow you to become an expert REI light years before any other program!
Some Chuck Norres Facts:
1. Chuck doesn't negotiate a purchase contract, he dictates it!
2. Lenders don't require any seasoning when Chuck closes on a house, in fact, they insist he takes the money before his rehab is finished!
3. When Chuck wholesales a deal, He requires a POF from the title company!
Perhaps many of you know of this Chuck Norres and would like to share your experiences?
Attorney · Raleigh, NC · Member since 2008 · 4k+ posts · 1k+ votes
17y
Norres...Not to be confused with Norris. Chuck Norres is a real estate ninja.
Chuck Norres invented the 50% rule. Anyone who disputes that becomes part of his 2% rule - the 2% that are allowed to live in a body cast.
Chuck Norres doesn't rehab a house. He roundhouse kicks it into the air and it falls back into place, rehabbed and with a tenant with first month's rent and security deposit in place. Security deposit is a vial of blood.
Chuck Norres doesn't use leases. At 11:59 p.m. on the night before the first of the month he gets on his roof and starts counting down. No tenant has ever been late on rent.
Chuck Norres has bigger pockets....and no, it's not because he's happy to see you.
Attorney · Raleigh, NC · Member since 2008 · 4k+ posts · 1k+ votes
17y
Norres...Not to be confused with Norris. Chuck Norres is a real estate ninja.
Chuck Norres invented the 50% rule. Anyone who disputes that becomes part of his 2% rule - the 2% that are allowed to live in a body cast.
Chuck Norres doesn't rehab a house. He roundhouse kicks it into the air and it falls back into place, rehabbed and with a tenant with first month's rent and security deposit in place. Security deposit is a vial of blood.
Chuck Norres doesn't use leases. At 11:59 p.m. on the night before the first of the month he gets on his roof and starts counting down. No tenant has ever been late on rent.
Chuck Norres has bigger pockets....and no, it's not because he's happy to see you.