Investa-Brothel the Odyssey

Investa-Brothel the Odyssey

Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes

My wife and I had been interested in purchasing a rental property for about a year with the intent of making this a business. She's a teacher, I'm an engineer and we have little faith in the future of Social Security / 401k stability. So bring on the house viewings! After many viewings we decided to look at a 'slightly' downtrodden 1954 ranch with the right square footage. 

Notice the fancy red-white-blue spray painted garage windows! Seems like we may have an artist on the premises (more on that). After viewing the place twice, researching the rent comps and recently sold comp values for the area we decided to purchase it.  Here is my wife after closing...inspecting her snazzy new $60,000 purchase (so much better than an escalade). 

And after she hears me laughing without control:

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Linda WeygantPro Member
Investor and CPA · Arvada, CO · Member since 2015 · 2k+ posts · 3k+ votes
9y

Your wife and I are kindred spirits.  If things don't work out between the two of you, please give her my number.  She and I would be a match made in heaven because clearly she knows what hell looks like.

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  • Santa Rosa, CA · Member since 2017 · 325 posts · 701 votes
    8y

    Your water heater and the Penthouse you found are from the same year.    It will be interesting to see which will hold up better.

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    8y
    Originally posted by @John Nachtigall:

    Your water heater and the Penthouse you found are from the same year.    It will be interesting to see which will hold up better.

    HA! Yes. And now we wait. 

  • New Iberia, LA · Member since 2017 · 133 posts · 89 votes
    8y

    Great Thread and Great work @Lee Fahy and glad this thing is finally cash flowing for you.  

  • Real Estate Agent · Cupertino, CA · Member since 2016 · 4k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    8y

    You are helping the neighbors to improve their neighbor home values.

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    8y

    I want to take a moment to record my list of prospective tenants (really glad I learned how to run background checks):

    - 12 grams of coke with a gun, he's just out of prison

    - felony possession of meth with a firearm, she's just out of prison

    - forgery of checks, judgments from wells fargo/us bank/payday loans in the range of $1000 to $2500 each, then the last one to Kum and Go gas station for $12.53.... I guess they really wanted that money 

    - fleeing an officer, multiple DWI(3), driving without a license, driving while revoked

    - Drug possession - marijuana, DWI (2),  multiple evictions, dog enthusiast (pitbull)

    These are each separate individuals who were interested in renting. I can't describe how many others I denied for having pitbulls, rottweilers, etc. 

    My ad said no Section 8, I had five Section 8 families/individuals ask to see the place. One indicated she would help me set up the Section 8 housing and became angry when I said no thank you. 

    It took me nearly two months to place a family who had a good credit history and no history of violence. What an eye opener. 

  • Portland, ME · Member since 2012 · 616 posts · 550 votes
    8y

    Being a landlord opens your eyes up to a whole other world.  Don't be too discouraged by the state of humanity.   We only see those who move often, so it seems like there are more people with issues than there really are.

  • Rental Property Investor · Yardley, PA · Member since 2008 · 1k+ posts · 561 votes
    8y

    @Lee Fahy , are you permitted in your state to discriminate against Section 8? I know that in NJ we are not. We are advised never to put "No Section 8" anywhere.

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    8y

    @Scott Weaner ; Yes, we can deny Section 8 housing for now. Minneapolis recently passed a law saying you cannot deny tenants based on Section 8 housing status. 

  • Investor · Jasper GA · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    8y

    @Lee Fahy Sounds like the prospective tenants are clients of the previous owners.  Good job.

  • Tim SwierczekPro Member
    Lender · White Bear Township, MN · Member since 2016 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    8y

    Hey @Lee Fahy I hadn't realized that passed "Minneapolis recently passed a law saying you cannot deny tenants based on Section 8 housing status."  Not good for Minneapolis 

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    8y
    Originally posted by @Tim Swierczek:

    Hey @Lee Fahy I hadn't realized that passed "Minneapolis recently passed a law saying you cannot deny tenants based on Section 8 housing status."  Not good for Minneapolis 

    http://www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/news/WCMSP-196366

    Yep. Won't be long and Minneapolis will be providing all evicted tenants with attorneys, just like Manhattan. 

  • Tim SwierczekPro Member
    Lender · White Bear Township, MN · Member since 2016 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    8y

    @Lee Fahy HomelineMN.org ous already free

  • Santa Rosa, CA · Member since 2017 · 325 posts · 701 votes
    8y

    Go with the check forger, just insist they pay the rent in cash.    They should have no trouble raising rent every month....until they get sent to jail.   lol

    Lets review.    Drug house (no hidden money)...made wife work on renovation with buckets on her feet.....a water heater from the Reagan Administration..... the parole board wants to set up a sub-station close by to cut down on travel times to check in on your tenets....

    This is truly the fast lane to wealth and privilege.   You will be on the podcast before you know it.   

    Honestly I wish you nothing but good luck and fortune.   Having a sense of humor has served you well, and apparently allowed you to marry far above your station.

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    8y
    Originally posted by @John Nachtigall:

    Go with the check forger, just insist they pay the rent in cash.    They should have no trouble raising rent every month....until they get sent to jail.   lol

    Lets review.    Drug house (no hidden money)...made wife work on renovation with buckets on her feet.....a water heater from the Reagan Administration..... the parole board wants to set up a sub-station close by to cut down on travel times to check in on your tenets....

    This is truly the fast lane to wealth and privilege.   You will be on the podcast before you know it.   

    Honestly I wish you nothing but good luck and fortune.   Having a sense of humor has served you well, and apparently allowed you to marry far above your station.

    Personally I like the idea of the short commute for my ex-con tenants to check in with their parole officers, haha.  My wife is on board for our next purchase and I'm hoping to find Disaster 2.0 in the very near future. She's definitely my better half. 

  • Investor · Saint Cloud, MN · Member since 2014 · 141 posts · 26 votes
    8y

    Not sure if I've already asked you this, but where in St. Cloud is the property??

    @Lee Fahy

  • Investor · Charlotte, NC · Member since 2017 · 321 posts · 157 votes
    8y

    Thanks, love this story. I wish this could be me and my wife. blah blah LOL. Super congrats, I'm doing a similar BRRRR with a duplex I purchased cash in 2016 as well. I'm learning on the go and I know things with turn out great. I appreciate the inspiration.

  • WorldWide · Member since 2016 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    8y

    Any updates, Lee?

  • Flipper/Rehabber · Wilton, CT · Member since 2015 · 4k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    8y

    dude, this is wicked and scary!!!

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    8y

    @Victor S.; Hey sorry about the delay, I try to respond in a timely manner. So I guess there's an update, I bought another crap house from HUD and am in the middle of fixing that one.

    It's a 2004 cookie cutter that was left vacant for several years and really suffered for it. Nothing to the extent of the duplex, no clown graffiti, vintage pornography or colony of dead mice. Really kind of disappointing. 

  • Investor · Mission Viejo, CA · Member since 2012 · 627 posts · 204 votes
    8y
    How much asbestos was present in all those layers of flooring?   Originally posted by @Lee Fahy:

    We rip the awful upstairs kitchen out because the cabinets (well made but not salvageable) had to go. The floor had about six layers of linoleum stacked on top of each other. The wall in between the living room and the kitchen had to go as well. 

    The light fixtures had been painted with white supremacist symbols, my wife was so kind as to google search until she figured out that little nugget. "LEE, they must mean SOMETHING".  

  • Saint Cloud, MN · Member since 2017 · 90 posts · 70 votes
    7y

    I know what house this is. It's on the way to one of my stores. I often look at it when I'm stopped at a red light.  I remember a couple years ago when I noticed the garage door had been replaced. 

    This was a great read. I never realized the history of that house.

  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 161 posts · 221 votes
    7y

    @Erik Anderson haha, don’t tell people you know that it used to be a brothel full of clown graffiti

  • Verde Valley Arizona USA · Member since 2018 · 115 posts · 98 votes
    7y

    @Lee Fahy:  What a wonderful story.  Reminds me of us in 1982 when we decided to build our own passive solar house which we finished in only 10 years.  BTW we're still living in it, having raised 3 children who all moved away and have never come home to roost, only to visit with our six wonderful grandchildren.

    Stories can have happy endings.

  • Real Estate Agent · Princeton, NJ · Member since 2016 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    7y

    @Lee Fahy - Great thread. What were the ending numbers? (Purchase price + all in rehab cost before fully occupied, months between purchase and fully occupied)? Did you brrr? What are you renting it out for now? Are you going to hold it or sell it?

    Are you planning to live in rehab any properties going forward (instead of having to drive so far away?)

  • Rental Property Investor · Member since 2018 · 15 posts · 4 votes
    7y

    you need a utube channel you would havw 100g subscribers in no time

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