Marketing Ideas instead of "we buy houses"

[Brian Stone]

What clever things could I put on my bandit signs and business cards instead of the standard and generic "we buy houses"? My company name is Stone Property Group, LLC. How about "Let Stone throw you a bone!"

I don't know, that's kinda dorky, but does anyone have any ideas??

[Shane Woods]

Property problems?

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