Why Does Everybody Want Passive Income From the Most Active Business in the World?
I know a man who bought a rental property because he was tired of working for a living. He wanted passive income.
Six months later, he knew three plumbers by their first names, had developed strong opinions about water heaters, and was spending Sunday afternoons discussing somebody else's toilet. I asked him how retirement was going. He told me to go to hell.
There's something wonderfully optimistic about the phrase passive income in real estate. Buy a property. Find tenants. Collect rent. Watch your bank account grow while you develop an interest in fishing. Then the air conditioner dies in August. The tenant calls. The contractor doesn't answer. The replacement part is on back order. And suddenly your passive income has developed a very active personality.
Of course, somebody will immediately point out that you should hire a property manager. Excellent idea. Now somebody else gets the calls about the toilet. But you still have to hire the manager, pay the manager, make sure the manager is doing his job, approve major expenses, and occasionally find a new manager because the first one turned out to be considerably more passive than the income.
So what exactly have we made passive? Not the building. It still needs maintenance. Not the tenants. They still need attention. Not the business. Somebody still has to operate it. We've simply moved the work around. And there's nothing wrong with that. Delegating operations is how businesses grow. A well-managed rental portfolio can require relatively little day-to-day involvement from its owner.
But that's not quite the same as income appearing out of thin air. Somebody is doing the work. Either you're paying them, or you're doing it yourself and conveniently forgetting to put your own labor on the expense sheet. Maybe the problem isn't rental property investing. It's the fantasy that ownership somehow eliminates the need for management.
Passive income isn't necessarily income without work. It's income from work that doesn't necessarily have to be yours. And if the numbers only look attractive because you've valued your own time at zero, perhaps you've bought yourself a job with an unusually expensive entrance fee.
So here's my question. When we call rental income passive, are we describing the investment, or merely announcing that we've found somebody else to answer the phone?