Reality is humans by nature are nasty, mean, selfish creatures.

Here such a creature would rent in the $1,300-1,600 range, but with some reno and cosmetics it would quickly move closer to the 1% per month golden rule.

Very common for most of today's gurus to utilize these types of subterranean creatures. 

I am a cat person, but don’t allow cats because they are creatures of habit.

I am a unique creature.

We have always AB tested against other creatures and it performs well.

Quote from @Brendan Jones: For the homes, and or properties that you will use as a primary or a rental property one big thing I look for is infrastructure in the area, extrinsic value (I.e. hospitals in the area, schools, and job market), and the last thing is creature comforts for people (I.e. is a store to get groceries 1 hour away or 2 minutes away).

There are so many different wildlife creatures to see, that if you are an animal lover, you could spend months seeing new animals every day.  

“The Creature From Jekyll Island” by G.

If the property sold for less than $5,000 it's likely a small piece of land that is home to rattlesnakes and other interesting creatures.