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So hand over your money and I'll teach you how to buy the White House, the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Hollywood Bowl.
I'll show you how to crush and crush and crush the mystical "it" and distill the best moonshine out of "it" you ever imagined.
Only $50,000 stands between you and your best life. Are you man enough to live your best life? Will you soar with the eagles or lurk with the turkeys? This is your moment to choose. A man only gets a limited number of high-level opportunities in his life.
(Insert picture of a silhouetted man, fists raised in triumph, standing on top of a sharp crest at sunset.)
It would be nice if people could keep politics out of discussions per the site rules.
Or perhaps it’s ok to be political as long as you are anti-Trump? Let me know.
So you’re not happy cause you want politics out of a discussion regarding the White House?
I thought I was the millenial here!
This thread should have been locked and/or deleted a while ago. It was funny ... but totally predictable where things go when you have selective enforcement of site rules by moderators.
