How can I buy the White House?

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How can I buy the White House?

Aaron Hunt
All Over, USA · Member since 2017 · 689 posts · 756 votes

I have a solid job, and I make decent money, and I also have a credit score somewhere above 800. I also know plenty of accredited investors.

This morning, I hop up out my bed, turn my swag on and decided I want to buy the White House. 

How do I get my name on the deed?

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Jim K.
Handyman · Pittsburgh, PA · Member since 2018 · 5k+ posts · 13k+ votes
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@Aaron Hunt

Hi, Aaron. I am pleased to be able to offer you a real estate investment education program that will maximize your real estate knowledge and teach you how to make very high-level investments. My program has been proven through years of producing high-level results. I can take you to the next level. If you want to go high, call me and I'll do it at the Diamonds-and-Platinum-and-Shiny-Stuff level for the low, low price of only $50,000. If course, it might not be for you. High-level real estate investing isn't for everyone. You can stay low-level if that's what you want, or you can reach for a higher level. High-level is the way to be. Have I repeated the trigger phrase "high-level" enough to convince you yet?

So hand over your money and I'll teach you how to buy the White House, the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Hollywood Bowl.

I'll show you how to crush and crush and crush the mystical "it" and distill the best moonshine out of "it" you ever imagined.

Only $50,000 stands between you and your best life. Are you man enough to live your best life? Will you soar with the eagles or lurk with the turkeys? This is your moment to choose. A man only gets a limited number of high-level opportunities in his life.

(Insert picture of a silhouetted man, fists raised in triumph, standing on top of a sharp crest at sunset.)

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  • Frankie Woods
    Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
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    Trump might be willing to make a deal...

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  • Frankie Woods
    Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
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    Originally posted by @Account Closed:
    Originally posted by @Frankie Woods:

    Trump might be willing to make a deal...

     I dont think Trump would let freeloading mothers in laws to stay without rent.   Not fair to 300,000,000 Americans.

     Don't worry about the details.  Just get a government loan that he approves and figure out everything else on the "back-end" 

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  • Alpesh Parmar
    Investor · Dublin, CA · Member since 2016 · 344 posts · 228 votes
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    This shows that some people have lots of time and may be spending way too much on social media instead using that valuable time in doing something fruitful or creative.
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  • Bruce Lynn
    Real Estate Broker · Coppell, TX · Member since 2011 · 5k+ posts · 4k+ votes
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    It's for sale about every 4 years.   Price is probably about $1 billion.  It's not freehold though, more like short term lease for 4 years....but due to the price and the benefits...it feels like you're buying it.   There is also an option to renew the lease for an additional 4 years for another $1billion or so.

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  • Bruce Lynn
    Real Estate Broker · Coppell, TX · Member since 2011 · 5k+ posts · 4k+ votes
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    I had it listed a few years back....see the picture on my Linked in profile.
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/rbrucelynn/

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  • Sergio Aguinaga
    Detroit, MI · Member since 2018 · 148 posts · 38 votes
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    Step 1: buy a house Step 2: paint it white You successfully own the White House.
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  • Aaron Hunt
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    All Over, USA · Member since 2017 · 689 posts · 756 votes
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    Originally posted by @Alpesh Parmar:

    This shows that some people have lots of time and may be spending way too much on social media instead using that valuable time in doing something fruitful or creative.

    Have you had better luck in buying the White House?

    Can WealthMatrs sho me d wai?

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  • Brenda Flatter
    Title Insurance/Tax Deed Specialist · Elkhart, IN · Member since 2017 · 35 posts · 6 votes
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    This was a perfect way to start a Monday. Thanks for the giggles everyone!
    Also, I can provide the Quit Claim and do your closing!

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  • Joe Facenda
    Realtor / Investor · Vienna, VA · Member since 2014 · 133 posts · 114 votes
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    You actually can!!!  

    Well not the real one but a 14,000 square foot replica just outside DC in McLean VA. Look up 1111 Towlston Rd McLean VA. on Zillow or any of the sites.

    It looks just like the white house and when you read the comments you will see it is a motivated seller. I've been in it and many of the details are to scale but it does need lots of work.  

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  • Joe Facenda
    Realtor / Investor · Vienna, VA · Member since 2014 · 133 posts · 114 votes
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    And here is the link to the "white house" at 1111 Towlston Rd McLean VA that is on the market for $2,689,890 but offers encouraged:

    https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/1111-Towlsto...

    This is in my neck of the woods so if you need a Realtor....

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  • Jill F.
    Investor · Akron, OH · Member since 2016 · 2k+ posts · 4k+ votes
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    Dear @Aaron Hunt, 

    Please, kindly pardon me for any inconvenience this letter may cost you because I know it may come to you as a surprise as we’have no previous correspondence.

    I got your contact as i was searching for helping hand in your country , this is why I decided to appeal to you directly for assistance because I’ have no relations or friends in your country for help me.I am Mrs.Tema Williams from Zimbabwe. I am a widow being that I lost my husband last year.

    My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death .He was assassinated last january by the rebels following the political uprising. Before his death he had a foreign account here in south Africa up to the tune of $6.5million united state dollar which he told the bank was for the importation of cocoa processing machine.

    I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary.

    For your assistance, I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have 5% of the money for your assistance, and helping my family investing this funds, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Which ever the option you want, please do notify me in your reply.

    I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only Son Williams, indicate your interest in replying soonest.

    Thanks and best regards .

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  • Nicole A.Pro Member
    Rental Property Investor · Baltimore County Maryland and Tampa Florida · Member since 2013 · 2k+ posts · 2k+ votes
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    But before you buy any property, shouldn't you open about 20 different LLCs, each in a different state? And what if they find out your name? Then they know *you* own all those LLCs and can sue you! 

    Nevermind that there might be about $20K equity in the single $100,000 property the LLC owns (that's hiding behind/within 19 other LLCs).

    Must. Protect. Your. Non-equity.

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  • Aaron Johnson
    Member since 2018 · 19 posts · 34 votes
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    If people are lacking money let's go the the usual advice... It's simple really, if they dont make enough money and there isnt anyone who can help, just tell them to quit being poor. 

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  • Joe SplitrockPro Member
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    Rental Property Investor · Sioux Falls, SD · Member since 2015 · 9k+ posts · 18k+ votes
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    @Aaron Hunt stop listening to all the nay sayers. People on BP can be SO negative! You asked a serious question and deserve good advice.

    The good news is that the current owner is in trillions of dollars of debt and needs cash fast. I hear the current resident doesn't even spend much time there. Absentee owners are the best.

    If you are willing to put in the time and be creative there is way close this deal. Try wholesaling it or partner with someone. Lock it up under contract, then find the funding. Lease option may be possible too. Or maybe try house hacking, but that means running for president, so it may take longer. I know a young starting out investor with bad credit and no money that purchased a governors mansion. All it takes is someone willing to give you a chance. You don't need money or a good credit score. Don't believe that! Join a mastermind group and sign up for seminars. You need to be creative.

    After you close the deal, make sure you BRRRR and pull all your money out. There will always be a need for government housing, so you are on the right track. You got this!!

    I almost forgot to mention. Make sure you start an LLC before you do anything!

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  • Scot Howat
    Investor · Hoffman Estates, IL · Member since 2014 · 434 posts · 185 votes
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    I'll sell you a quit claim deed for it.

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  • Mike Nelson
    Investor · Oak Park, IL · Member since 2014 · 316 posts · 150 votes
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    You can be elected President, since you are a real estate person.   You can live in the White House, and control it, but not actually own it.  As a real estate person, you know a lot about business and finance.  You just have to have a great deal of integrity, knowledge of foreign policy, political experience, humility and common sense.

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  • Frankie Woods
    Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
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    Originally posted by @Jill F.:

    Dear @Aaron Hunt, 

    Please, kindly pardon me for any inconvenience this letter may cost you because I know it may come to you as a surprise as we’have no previous correspondence.

    I got your contact as i was searching for helping hand in your country , this is why I decided to appeal to you directly for assistance because I’ have no relations or friends in your country for help me.I am Mrs.Tema Williams from Zimbabwe. I am a widow being that I lost my husband last year.

    My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death .He was assassinated last january by the rebels following the political uprising. Before his death he had a foreign account here in south Africa up to the tune of $6.5million united state dollar which he told the bank was for the importation of cocoa processing machine.

    I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary.

    For your assistance, I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have 5% of the money for your assistance, and helping my family investing this funds, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Which ever the option you want, please do notify me in your reply.

    I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only Son Williams, indicate your interest in replying soonest.

    Thanks and best regards .

     OMG!  This, my friend, made my week.  

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  • Jerryll Noorden
    Flipper/Rehabber · Wilton, CT · Member since 2015 · 4k+ posts · 4k+ votes
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    Originally posted by @Aaron Hunt:
    Originally posted by @Jessie Nunley:

    The simple answer is you cant. The U.S Government owns the White House and once they own something they never let it go. :)

    I feel like where there is a will there is a way.

    Success is 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration.

    In the next reply, you are supposed to applaud my positive attitude and go-getter mentality!

     I am currently building my army or robotic minions. When I take over I will give you that little dump house of clowns!

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  • Patrick Daniel
    Rental Property Investor · Pensacola, FL · Member since 2018 · 196 posts · 130 votes
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    Originally posted by @Jim K.:

    @Aaron Hunt

    Hi, Aaron. I am pleased to be able to offer you a real estate investment education program that will maximize your real estate knowledge and teach you how to make very high-level investments. My program has been proven through years of producing high-level results. I can take you to the next level. If you want to go high, call me and I'll do it at the Diamonds-and-Platinum-and-Shiny-Stuff level for the low, low price of only $50,000. If course, it might not be for you. High-level real estate investing isn't for everyone. You can stay low-level if that's what you want, or you can reach for a higher level. High-level is the way to be. Have I repeated the trigger phrase "high-level" enough to convince you yet?

    So hand over your money and I'll teach you how to buy the White House, the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Hollywood Bowl.

    I'll show you how to crush and crush and crush the mystical "it" and distill the best moonshine out of "it" you ever imagined.

    Only $50,000 stands between you and your best life. Are you man enough to live your best life? Will you soar with the eagles or lurk with the turkeys? This is your moment to choose. A man only gets a limited number of high-level opportunities in his life.

    (Insert picture of a silhouetted man, fists raised in triumph, standing on top of a sharp crest at sunset.)

    You forgot the part about the one-on-one consultation with an expert adviser to see if you are a good fit for the program. Then they will "allow" you to pay for the $50,000 program... we take credit cards! 

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  • Cary Crites
    Rental Property Investor · Reno, NV · Member since 2018 · 18 posts · 9 votes
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    Now might be a great time to try. I hear Putin is taking all reasonable offers.

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  • Jim K.
    Handyman · Pittsburgh, PA · Member since 2018 · 5k+ posts · 13k+ votes
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    Originally posted by @Patrick Daniel:
    Originally posted by @Jim K.:

    @Aaron Hunt

    Hi, Aaron. I am pleased to be able to offer you a real estate investment education program that will maximize your real estate knowledge and teach you how to make very high-level investments. My program has been proven through years of producing high-level results. I can take you to the next level. If you want to go high, call me and I'll do it at the Diamonds-and-Platinum-and-Shiny-Stuff level for the low, low price of only $50,000. If course, it might not be for you. High-level real estate investing isn't for everyone. You can stay low-level if that's what you want, or you can reach for a higher level. High-level is the way to be. Have I repeated the trigger phrase "high-level" enough to convince you yet?

    So hand over your money and I'll teach you how to buy the White House, the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Hollywood Bowl.

    I'll show you how to crush and crush and crush the mystical "it" and distill the best moonshine out of "it" you ever imagined.

    Only $50,000 stands between you and your best life. Are you man enough to live your best life? Will you soar with the eagles or lurk with the turkeys? This is your moment to choose. A man only gets a limited number of high-level opportunities in his life.

    (Insert picture of a silhouetted man, fists raised in triumph, standing on top of a sharp crest at sunset.)

    You forgot the part about the one-on-one consultation with an expert adviser to see if you are a good fit for the program. Then they will "allow" you to pay for the $50,000 program... we take credit cards! 

    Commitment screening is standard on all courses and coaching agreements offered by McRib International. We believe that all investors should have access to short-term funding through personal lines of credit. This is why we ask our seminar participants to raise their maximum credit limits on all their cards, not through any base, callous urges.

    It's not for everyone. Some people just don't want to be high-level. But for those who do, who want to skip the mess and tedium of learning by yourself, to pass over figuring things out, of failing again and again in the search to succeed, our courses are exceptional value for money. You just need to figure out how much your time is really worth, and know your own worth well.

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  • Ed Tamayo
    Investor · Sugar Hill, GA · Member since 2014 · 168 posts · 97 votes
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    The current tenant at the White house is not keen in paying taxes so is possible that property taxes are not being paid and it could be auctioned off in a tax sale by the city of Washington DC. The next tax sale starts tomorrow, July 17th, so I'd suggest to  whoever wants to buy it to check it out. You might be able to buy it for pennies on the dollar.  Now, the only caveat might be that since the tenant has a history of filing for bankruptcy he might try to do it again and that could put a bump on the road to take ownership of The White House. 

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  • Russell BrazilBusiness Member
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    Real Estate Agent · Washington, D.C. · Member since 2012 · 17k+ posts · 30k+ votes
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    Originally posted by @Ed Tamayo:

    The current tenant at the White house is not keen in paying taxes so is possible that property taxes are not being paid and it could be auctioned off in a tax sale by the city of Washington DC. The next tax sale starts tomorrow, July 17th, so I'd suggest to  whoever wants to buy it to check it out. You might be able to buy it for pennies on the dollar.  Now, the only caveat might be that since the tenant has a history of filing for bankruptcy he might try to do it again and that could put a bump on the road to take ownership of The White House. 

     Federal property in the District is exempted from property taxes, which is a real source of contention for District residents.

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  • Tom GimerBusiness Member
    DMV · Member since 2017 · 3k+ posts · 3k+ votes
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    It would be nice if people could keep politics out of discussions per the site rules. 

    Or perhaps it’s ok to be political as long as you are anti-Trump? Let me know. 

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  • Aaron Hunt
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    All Over, USA · Member since 2017 · 689 posts · 756 votes
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    Originally posted by @Tom Gimer:

    It would be nice if people could keep politics out of discussions per the site rules. 

    Or perhaps it’s ok to be political as long as you are anti-Trump? Let me know. 

    So you’re not happy cause you want politics out of a discussion regarding the White House?

    I thought I was the millenial here!

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