On a recent podcast of REIA Radio #70 with Jamil Damji was asked this question. He responded that they found a dead body in the house he was walking.
What have you found in your investments that make people cringe?
@Ted Kaasch Long story, but a good one:
Back when I was a relatively inexperienced investor, I got a 2 am phone call from a tenant. The finished basement (which included bedrooms their children were occupying) was flooded with 6 inches of water! Worst of all, it was ground water--coming up from underneath the slab, and there was no easy way to stop the flooding.
Adding insult to injury was the fact that this was the third time in six months the house had flooded. After the first flood, I dug some French drains around the exterior of the house. After the second flood, I dug out a standard-size sump and installed a pump in the basement. No dice. Clearly, I needed to pull out the big guns.
Every bone in my body wanted to sell the house, sell all of my properties, and quit RE investing. The next several months were extremely stressful; the tenants left, I watched my bank account get lower by the day, and I spent every waking hour trying to figure out a solution. ...for weeks, I thought I was headed for bankruptcy, and I assumed the entire house would need to be razed (who would buy a house that has regular, unpreventable floods?). Plenty of people made fun of me for this debacle... It was one of the most demoralizing experiences of my life.
I hired a hydrologist who helped me understand how water moves underground, and potential solutions (best few hundred bucks I’ve ever spent). Unfortunately, none of the solutions he proposed were easy.
I stripped the basement of its finishings, jackhammered through the slab, and dug three sections; one was about 15x5, another about 12x5, and one about 20x5. All of them were dug about 4.5’ deep. Worst of all, the basement had no exterior door, which meant that approx. 30-40 tons of water-logged clay had to be removed by hand, one bucket at a time, through a window! (I put my gym membership on hold that winter).
Then, I installed industrial-grade perforated pipe that was roughly 3’ diameter (the type of thing you might see kids crawling through at a playground), and three industrial-grade sump basins, each of which were 65+ gallons (large enough for a full-grown adult to crawl into). The pipe and basins had to be sourced from a company that provides supplies for city infrastructure (this ain’t stuff you can pick up at Home Depot). I added an industrial grade pump to each of the three basins, each of which I plumbed separately.
Then, I back-filled everything with sewer rock (which, again, had to be brought in by hand, one bucket at a time, through a window), and then I re-poured the slab and re-finished the basement.
THEN, I dug a pit along the exterior of the house: 10’ x 20’, and about 10’ deep. Again, all dug by hand (this was back when I had no money, and couldn’t pay for an excavator). Added more industrial-grade perf pipe, and a vertical access pipe so I could drop in another pump if needed. Backfilled with another truck load of sewer rock.
As luck would have it, that Spring was the wettest on record in our City—rain, rain, rain. Every day, I held my breath waiting for the new tenants to call me saying the house was flooding (talk about anxiety!). ….aaaand….nothing.
Many years later, and the basement has remained bone dry (knock on wood).
Even more astounding—I got a call from a neighbor who owns a house across the street, about 50-75 yards away. He told me he’s owned his house since the 1970s, and that his unfinished basement has flooded almost every Spring since he bought the place…until, you guessed it. He’s never had a flood since I finished my little project…So, it seems that my absurd drainage system is not only draining everything under my house, it’s also draining the entire surrounding area!
Today, the “flood house” is the best cashflowing property in my portfolio (the cashflow potential is a major reason I put in so much effort to fixing the problem).
Every time I hear someone mention REI as a "passive" form of investing, I smile and think back to when I was knee-deep in mud, excavating truckloads of clay by hand, one bucket at a time through a basement window. "Passive" lol.



As an agent I was showing a home in PA. Male tenant opened the door fully naked! Long story short clients still saw the unit (NOT my idea) and what do you know. didn't want it.
I bought and flipped a house that had shackles on the wall in the bedrooms....
Here's a common one: when you evict a tenant and they had the electric turned off but left the food in the fridge.
Numerous bugs had laid eggs in the appliance (flies and fruit flies) and the old chicken stunk badly. I not only cringed, but dry heaved again and again, and only got through it by imagining myself walking into the prothonotary office and filing a lean against the tenant for money owned.
Time and money will solve a lot of issues :-)
I can't even tell my worst stories on here, it's a family show....
I can't even tell my worst stories on here, it's a family show....
LOL! I guess we can only imagine...
I can't even tell my worst stories on here, it's a family show....
LOL! I guess we can only imagine...
Don't, it's too disgusting... :-) You never realize how twisted some humans can be until you actually see some things.....I must live a really boring life...
@Ted Kaasch Long story, but a good one:
Back when I was a relatively inexperienced investor, I got a 2 am phone call from a tenant. The finished basement (which included bedrooms their children were occupying) was flooded with 6 inches of water! Worst of all, it was ground water--coming up from underneath the slab, and there was no easy way to stop the flooding.
Adding insult to injury was the fact that this was the third time in six months the house had flooded. After the first flood, I dug some French drains around the exterior of the house. After the second flood, I dug out a standard-size sump and installed a pump in the basement. No dice. Clearly, I needed to pull out the big guns.
Every bone in my body wanted to sell the house, sell all of my properties, and quit RE investing. The next several months were extremely stressful; the tenants left, I watched my bank account get lower by the day, and I spent every waking hour trying to figure out a solution. ...for weeks, I thought I was headed for bankruptcy, and I assumed the entire house would need to be razed (who would buy a house that has regular, unpreventable floods?). Plenty of people made fun of me for this debacle... It was one of the most demoralizing experiences of my life.
I hired a hydrologist who helped me understand how water moves underground, and potential solutions (best few hundred bucks I’ve ever spent). Unfortunately, none of the solutions he proposed were easy.
I stripped the basement of its finishings, jackhammered through the slab, and dug three sections; one was about 15x5, another about 12x5, and one about 20x5. All of them were dug about 4.5’ deep. Worst of all, the basement had no exterior door, which meant that approx. 30-40 tons of water-logged clay had to be removed by hand, one bucket at a time, through a window! (I put my gym membership on hold that winter).
Then, I installed industrial-grade perforated pipe that was roughly 3’ diameter (the type of thing you might see kids crawling through at a playground), and three industrial-grade sump basins, each of which were 65+ gallons (large enough for a full-grown adult to crawl into). The pipe and basins had to be sourced from a company that provides supplies for city infrastructure (this ain’t stuff you can pick up at Home Depot). I added an industrial grade pump to each of the three basins, each of which I plumbed separately.
Then, I back-filled everything with sewer rock (which, again, had to be brought in by hand, one bucket at a time, through a window), and then I re-poured the slab and re-finished the basement.
THEN, I dug a pit along the exterior of the house: 10’ x 20’, and about 10’ deep. Again, all dug by hand (this was back when I had no money, and couldn’t pay for an excavator). Added more industrial-grade perf pipe, and a vertical access pipe so I could drop in another pump if needed. Backfilled with another truck load of sewer rock.
As luck would have it, that Spring was the wettest on record in our City—rain, rain, rain. Every day, I held my breath waiting for the new tenants to call me saying the house was flooding (talk about anxiety!). ….aaaand….nothing.
Many years later, and the basement has remained bone dry (knock on wood).
Even more astounding—I got a call from a neighbor who owns a house across the street, about 50-75 yards away. He told me he’s owned his house since the 1970s, and that his unfinished basement has flooded almost every Spring since he bought the place…until, you guessed it. He’s never had a flood since I finished my little project…So, it seems that my absurd drainage system is not only draining everything under my house, it’s also draining the entire surrounding area!
Today, the “flood house” is the best cashflowing property in my portfolio (the cashflow potential is a major reason I put in so much effort to fixing the problem).
Every time I hear someone mention REI as a "passive" form of investing, I smile and think back to when I was knee-deep in mud, excavating truckloads of clay by hand, one bucket at a time through a basement window. "Passive" lol.



@Leo R. Lol, any way you can charge that neighbor for your efforts?
I listed a duplex for sale & when the agent went to show it for the first time, squatters had moved in. They broke a window to get in and smoked all sorts of stuff in the home. The smell was horrible. It took a few weeks to get them kicked out & over $1k in cleaning & repairs. The home was finally ready to be shown again & boom… the same squatters were back again. This time they broke a back door & moved a whole bunch of crap in. A few weeks later we got them out again. Another $1k in cleaning & repairs. I took the next offer & got rid of it asap. The hassle & stress involved with that deal was not fun!
Many stories for you... here are two:
Dead horse in the bedroom, the whole smelling creature. Since @Bruce Woodruff says this is a family PG show I cannot describe what it took to clean up.
Ghost of contractor who died on site. (heart attack) Wife who was not licensed or knowledgable tried to complete the 21 units. Mechanics liens from her. Strange things happened when the project was completed. Tenants said they saw him on the roof or in the hallway with a metal box of keys jangling. One tenant charged for haunted sightings in his unit ($500 a night) and the ghost dog and pony show paid his rent. His unit had no air conditioning but was always freezing. Windows from his unit faced the Hotel California. The tenant decorated his unit with all sorts of Victorian creepy oddities. Sold that building. Both buildings are torn down and condos there now.
@Leo R. Lol, any way you can charge that neighbor for your efforts?
lol; I wish...this was one of those jobs that didn't cost a ton of money in terms of supplies, but cost a fortune in sweat.
I can't even imagine how much it would have cost to hire pros to do this (assuming you could even find a pro to take on the job).
On a recent podcast of REIA Radio #70 with Jamil Damji was asked this question. He responded that they found a dead body in the house he was walking.
What have you found in your investments that make people cringe?
@Leo R. the fan has me cracking up - I'm sure it's doing a lot of good drying that out LOL!
I have the worst horror story. My first property I purchased with a local family friend real estate agent with no investing experience. :) Fortunately shortly after I found BP and changed things around
@Leo R. the fan has me cracking up - I'm sure it's doing a lot of good drying that out LOL!
Lol, yeah--ventilation is key when there's a trench with 2' of water in it, and piles of mud in your basement ;)
I wrote a whole article with many such examples a while back: https://www.biggerpockets.com/...
@Richard F. That's quite a collection of horror stories there my friend....you might win this one....
@Ted Kaasch Long story, but a good one:
Back when I was a relatively inexperienced investor, I got a 2 am phone call from a tenant. The finished basement (which included bedrooms their children were occupying) was flooded with 6 inches of water! Worst of all, it was ground water--coming up from underneath the slab, and there was no easy way to stop the flooding.
Adding insult to injury was the fact that this was the third time in six months the house had flooded. After the first flood, I dug some French drains around the exterior of the house. After the second flood, I dug out a standard-size sump and installed a pump in the basement. No dice. Clearly, I needed to pull out the big guns.
Every bone in my body wanted to sell the house, sell all of my properties, and quit RE investing. The next several months were extremely stressful; the tenants left, I watched my bank account get lower by the day, and I spent every waking hour trying to figure out a solution. ...for weeks, I thought I was headed for bankruptcy, and I assumed the entire house would need to be razed (who would buy a house that has regular, unpreventable floods?). Plenty of people made fun of me for this debacle... It was one of the most demoralizing experiences of my life.
I hired a hydrologist who helped me understand how water moves underground, and potential solutions (best few hundred bucks I’ve ever spent). Unfortunately, none of the solutions he proposed were easy.
I stripped the basement of its finishings, jackhammered through the slab, and dug three sections; one was about 15x5, another about 12x5, and one about 20x5. All of them were dug about 4.5’ deep. Worst of all, the basement had no exterior door, which meant that approx. 30-40 tons of water-logged clay had to be removed by hand, one bucket at a time, through a window! (I put my gym membership on hold that winter).
Then, I installed industrial-grade perforated pipe that was roughly 3’ diameter (the type of thing you might see kids crawling through at a playground), and three industrial-grade sump basins, each of which were 65+ gallons (large enough for a full-grown adult to crawl into). The pipe and basins had to be sourced from a company that provides supplies for city infrastructure (this ain’t stuff you can pick up at Home Depot). I added an industrial grade pump to each of the three basins, each of which I plumbed separately.
Then, I back-filled everything with sewer rock (which, again, had to be brought in by hand, one bucket at a time, through a window), and then I re-poured the slab and re-finished the basement.
THEN, I dug a pit along the exterior of the house: 10’ x 20’, and about 10’ deep. Again, all dug by hand (this was back when I had no money, and couldn’t pay for an excavator). Added more industrial-grade perf pipe, and a vertical access pipe so I could drop in another pump if needed. Backfilled with another truck load of sewer rock.
As luck would have it, that Spring was the wettest on record in our City—rain, rain, rain. Every day, I held my breath waiting for the new tenants to call me saying the house was flooding (talk about anxiety!). ….aaaand….nothing.
Many years later, and the basement has remained bone dry (knock on wood).
Even more astounding—I got a call from a neighbor who owns a house across the street, about 50-75 yards away. He told me he’s owned his house since the 1970s, and that his unfinished basement has flooded almost every Spring since he bought the place…until, you guessed it. He’s never had a flood since I finished my little project…So, it seems that my absurd drainage system is not only draining everything under my house, it’s also draining the entire surrounding area!
Today, the “flood house” is the best cashflowing property in my portfolio (the cashflow potential is a major reason I put in so much effort to fixing the problem).
Every time I hear someone mention REI as a "passive" form of investing, I smile and think back to when I was knee-deep in mud, excavating truckloads of clay by hand, one bucket at a time through a basement window. "Passive" lol.



Such an inspiring story! I’ve had 2 big water damage issues in the first year of buying a house (not nearly as bad as this) - it was extremely stressful to fix but now it’s cash flowing ok.
Once checked on a property and found the occupant had hanged themselves in the basement.