Don't Say These to Tenants Leasing Your Property!

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Nicole A.Pro Member
Rental Property Investor · Baltimore County Maryland and Tampa Florida · Member since 2013 · 2k+ posts · 2k+ votes
10y

"Call me anytime."

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  • Nicole A.Pro Member
    Rental Property Investor · Baltimore County Maryland and Tampa Florida · Member since 2013 · 2k+ posts · 2k+ votes
    10y

    "Call me anytime."

  • Flipper/Rehabber · Monterey, CA · Member since 2014 · 193 posts · 117 votes
    10y

    "Let's be friends."

    Basically, I'm friendly with tenants without being friends. I don't volunteer personal information, and I don't ask them personal questions. If they volunteer personal information, I respond with sympathy and don't push the subject.

  • JD MartinBusiness Member
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    Rock Star Extraordinaire · Northeast, TN · Member since 2015 · 10k+ posts · 16k+ votes
    10y

    "It's OK if you pay late as long as I get the money"

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  • Investor · Lafayette/Baton Rouge, LA · Member since 2013 · 1k+ posts · 915 votes
    10y
    Oh, you have the first month's rent and the deposit?! Here's the keys!
  • Mike CumbieBusiness Member
    REALTOR® · Brockport, NY · Member since 2015 · 3k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    10y

    "Did you ever have one of those dreams where you were laying on a raft in a big pool, being fanned by unicorns while a squirrel was throwing olives at you?"

  • Specialist · Lakewood, CO · Member since 2014 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    10y

    So, you're single?   *evil chuckle*

  • Real Estate Investor · Saint Petersburg, FL · Member since 2013 · 1k+ posts · 951 votes
    10y

    Sure, I'll take a payment plan on the security deposit.   

    Here's my phone number

    I'll waive the late fee

  • Real Estate Broker · Naples, FL · Member since 2013 · 9k+ posts · 6k+ votes
    10y

    No children

    No handicapped

    No single people

    No unmarried couples

    No (insert race here)

    there are seven in total

    remember the acronym FRSHCRN. These are the protected classes. This is what will get you sued and potentially fined.

  • JD MartinBusiness Member
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    Rock Star Extraordinaire · Northeast, TN · Member since 2015 · 10k+ posts · 16k+ votes
    10y
    Originally posted by @Mike Cumbie:

    "Did you ever have one of those dreams where you were laying on a raft in a big pool, being fanned by unicorns while a squirrel was throwing olives at you?"

     LOL. Yeah, I wouldn't say that either. 

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