Flipper/Rehabber · Monterey, CA · Member since 2014 · 193 posts · 117 votes
10y
"Let's be friends."
Basically, I'm friendly with tenants without being friends. I don't volunteer personal information, and I don't ask them personal questions. If they volunteer personal information, I respond with sympathy and don't push the subject.
REALTOR® · Brockport, NY · Member since 2015 · 3k+ posts · 4k+ votes
10y
"Did you ever have one of those dreams where you were laying on a raft in a big pool, being fanned by unicorns while a squirrel was throwing olives at you?"
"Did you ever have one of those dreams where you were laying on a raft in a big pool, being fanned by unicorns while a squirrel was throwing olives at you?"