How would you compete against this?

[Paul Sandhu]

There is a motel in my town.  They have bathtubs and showers.  They have color televisions.  They have telephones.  I have none of that.  How would I compete against a motel with tub/shower, color tv and telephones?  I do have indoor plumbing in the kitchens and various outdoor cats.  People have to bathe outside with a garden hose though.

[Jill F.]

Hookers and wet wipes? (just a thought)