Yes, I had to explain active participation vs. material participation to the CPA too (insert eye roll).

You are buying into a business to pass down to future generations, not to mention a vacation home or retirement plan.When I talk about my investments I don’t talk about a 4 unit ugly building in (insert boring/cheap state in the US).I talk about Europe!

(Insert some sincere rapport-building compliments or questions here - about their yard or dog or whatever.)  

You can't just insert it in somewhere and expect it to work for your particular situation.There is a lot of stuff in there that is general but you need to make mods to work for you.

Then post something in the group saying "I am an investor looking to buy properties in (insert specific cities)."

I like to use removable pillow covers with down inserts.

I've been in each unit within the last week so we can rule out the portable washing machine.After hunting season (insert "you might be a redneck" joke here), I'll move one of my trail cameras into the laundry if the problem persists.  

We have an oak dining table and breakfast nook, but we do have glass top (inserts) and wood coffee table and side tables.

Mine honestly has a key insert.

This reminds me of how the state of Florida prohibits RE agents from inserting Indemnity and Limitation of Liability clauses in the standard PSA but Roofstock can do so in the Terms&Conditions.