Handyman · Pittsburgh, PA · Member since 2018 · 5k+ posts · 13k+ votes
Hi, I recently bought a free-and-clear house at the local tax auction for $25K, When I claimed it, the former owner had left everything in place and it needed a cleanout. So my guys were down to the basement and looked behind the water heater. They found a cavity in the foundation with the cash mentioned in used twenty-dollar bills with random serial numbers wrapped in opaque plastic food wrap, and a sealed Home Depot Homer bucket behind it. The bucket was halfway filled with South African Krugerrands and American Eagle gold coins. On top of everything was a plastic sleeve with an old-timey baseball card in it of some dude named Joe Doyle. I'm just lucky my guys called me before they threw the bucket and the bundle away.
I have no expertise in this sort of thing and don't know how I should invest this unexpected windfall. Can anyone help me deal with this?
I am assuming that this was in either Cleveland, Ohio or Columbus, Ohio. I would propose re-investing all of the proceeds in additional properties in Cleveland, Ohio or Columbus, Ohio, in which it seems like you are highly likely to secure additional windfalls, after which you will own the majority of properties in Cleveland, Ohio or Columbus, Ohio.
That could be considered personal property and belong to the previous owner. I would get an attorney involved and ask about the ramifications of keeping it.
The place was sold free-and-clear. That means whatever's there is mine, right? I mean, no one told me to go find the owner of the cat skeleton I found at the first place I ever bought at a tax auction.
Don’t listen to the naysayers. When I found that Rembrandt in the basement in New Jersey, I was told to put it in a museum and they sold it for big bucks. Never again. The next Rembrandt I find will be all mine.
That is quite the find! Most the time all we find is animals (dead or alive), spoiled food, feces, etc. so it's nice to hear someone find something that isn't any of those items! The best find I ever had was a plastic kiddie pool with a built in slide in an old tool shed that was left behind so it definitely beats me.
I know most people would advise reinvesting your findings or maybe splurging on something you've always wanted like a car, vacation, trip to space, or a pony. But all joking aside you have an incredible opportunity to do something way bigger than any of those things. With that amount of money you have an incredible opportunity to change countless lives by finding ways to give it away to causes/people that are important to you.
At the end of the day you can do what you want with it because of the rule we all learned in grade school - "Finders, Keepers"
Again, congrats on the huge score! Maybe one day I'll find something like that but until then I'll just enjoy chilling with the kids in the kiddie pool.
Multifufamily is a great way to invest extra cash and I will happily separate you from your newfound riches. I recently paid $50K for access to a “tribe” where I, as a complete newb with no relevant industry experience at all, was taught to stand up a webpage touting the benefits of multifamily and then come and start posting here.
I was taught to attempt to attract money from people like you who have recently come into a large pile of wealth and have no plan whatsoever.
What I will do is take your money, and give it to this random other person in my $50K mentorship program who also has basically no experience raising and deploying capital.
When I give them $100K I have raised from you, I will be given a 10% finders fee of $10K. I promise not to disclose this incentive to you.
Then the syndicator will generate a 2.5% fee for buying a building, charge you 2.5% for managing the asset, another 2.5% to sell or refinance it. the GP LP carried interest split will be 70/30 on the huge pile of money we will make. I will also not tell you about this.
And oops, all your money is gone because it was actually a bad deal in the first place. And neither I nor the person I funneled your money to nor the person putting on the “mastermind” had any idea what we are doing.
Luckily you still have the gold and baseball card…. Because I I have this new deal that's GUARANTEED 17% IRR. You in?
Hahaha. I think you’re ready to buy my apartment building, now.
Thought exercise: You can sell the house, bucket included, for $1M. The capital gains ($975k) can be used in a “like kind” 1031 transfer for another property.
The person who buys the property from you can depreciate the bucket over 28 years plus earn interest on it’s contents while it’s in the bank.
Hi, I recently bought a free-and-clear house at the local tax auction for $25K, When I claimed it, the former owner had left everything in place and it needed a cleanout. So my guys were down to the basement and looked behind the water heater. They found a cavity in the foundation with the cash mentioned in used twenty-dollar bills with random serial numbers wrapped in opaque plastic food wrap, and a sealed Home Depot Homer bucket behind it. The bucket was halfway filled with South African Krugerrands and American Eagle gold coins. On top of everything was a plastic sleeve with an old-timey baseball card in it of some dude named Joe Doyle. I'm just lucky my guys called me before they threw the bucket and the bundle away.
I have no expertise in this sort of thing and don't know how I should invest this unexpected windfall. Can anyone help me deal with this?
Multifufamily is a great way to invest extra cash and I will happily separate you from your newfound riches. I recently paid $50K for access to a “tribe” where I, as a complete newb with no relevant industry experience at all, was taught to stand up a webpage touting the benefits of multifamily and then come and start posting here.
I was taught to attempt to attract money from people like you who have recently come into a large pile of wealth and have no plan whatsoever.
What I will do is take your money, and give it to this random other person in my $50K mentorship program who also has basically no experience raising and deploying capital.
When I give them $100K I have raised from you, I will be given a 10% finders fee of $10K. I promise not to disclose this incentive to you.
Then the syndicator will generate a 2.5% fee for buying a building, charge you 2.5% for managing the asset, another 2.5% to sell or refinance it. the GP LP carried interest split will be 70/30 on the huge pile of money we will make. I will also not tell you about this.
And oops, all your money is gone because it was actually a bad deal in the first place. And neither I nor the person I funneled your money to nor the person putting on the “mastermind” had any idea what we are doing.
Luckily you still have the gold and baseball card…. Because I I have this new deal that's GUARANTEED 17% IRR. You in?
The check is in the mail Scott. I can’t wait to get that mailbox money while living in Barbados.
(Please note that now that we are aware of this BS, we regularly kick these people out when we find them)
Quadruple like. Thank you for constantly fightig the good fight, Scott. You're one of the main reasons $642K in cash really wouldn't change my life much these days.
Hi, I recently bought a free-and-clear house at the local tax auction for $25K, When I claimed it, the former owner had left everything in place and it needed a cleanout. So my guys were down to the basement and looked behind the water heater. They found a cavity in the foundation with the cash mentioned in used twenty-dollar bills with random serial numbers wrapped in opaque plastic food wrap, and a sealed Home Depot Homer bucket behind it. The bucket was halfway filled with South African Krugerrands and American Eagle gold coins. On top of everything was a plastic sleeve with an old-timey baseball card in it of some dude named Joe Doyle. I'm just lucky my guys called me before they threw the bucket and the bundle away.
I have no expertise in this sort of thing and don't know how I should invest this unexpected windfall. Can anyone help me deal with this?
Hi, I recently bought a free-and-clear house at the local tax auction for $25K, When I claimed it, the former owner had left everything in place and it needed a cleanout. So my guys were down to the basement and looked behind the water heater. They found a cavity in the foundation with the cash mentioned in used twenty-dollar bills with random serial numbers wrapped in opaque plastic food wrap, and a sealed Home Depot Homer bucket behind it. The bucket was halfway filled with South African Krugerrands and American Eagle gold coins. On top of everything was a plastic sleeve with an old-timey baseball card in it of some dude named Joe Doyle. I'm just lucky my guys called me before they threw the bucket and the bundle away.
I have no expertise in this sort of thing and don't know how I should invest this unexpected windfall. Can anyone help me deal with this?
Hi, I recently bought a free-and-clear house at the local tax auction for $25K, When I claimed it, the former owner had left everything in place and it needed a cleanout. So my guys were down to the basement and looked behind the water heater. They found a cavity in the foundation with the cash mentioned in used twenty-dollar bills with random serial numbers wrapped in opaque plastic food wrap, and a sealed Home Depot Homer bucket behind it. The bucket was halfway filled with South African Krugerrands and American Eagle gold coins. On top of everything was a plastic sleeve with an old-timey baseball card in it of some dude named Joe Doyle. I'm just lucky my guys called me before they threw the bucket and the bundle away.
I have no expertise in this sort of thing and don't know how I should invest this unexpected windfall. Can anyone help me deal with this?
BS
Now if it had happened in Cleveland...
Not sure what you mean. However, we all are aware this post is just a joke.
642k in twenties, is a hell of a wad. Stack that up you get about 120 foot stack if my googled math is correct.
You ought to take that baseball card and trade it for an even bigger house, I hear 1031 takes baseball cards now. As for the gold, what is this the 1920s throw that junk away we are here for bitcoin now.
642k in twenties, is a hell of a wad. Stack that up you get about 120 foot stack if my googled math is correct.
You ought to take that baseball card and trade it for an even bigger house, I hear 1031 takes baseball cards now. As for the gold, what is this the 1920s throw that junk away we are here for bitcoin now.
Congratulations on hitting it big!
Well, I don't know about your googled math, but I can tell you that the cash measures out to four stacks of a bit less than three feet each, and the bundle weighs a bit more than seventy pounds.
That could be considered personal property and belong to the previous owner. I would get an attorney involved and ask about the ramifications of keeping it.
The place was sold free-and-clear. That means whatever's there is mine, right? I mean, no one told me to go find the owner of the cat skeleton I found at the first place I ever bought at a tax auction.
Don’t listen to the naysayers. When I found that Rembrandt in the basement in New Jersey, I was told to put it in a museum and they sold it for big bucks. Never again. The next Rembrandt I find will be all mine.
Next year, Mike, it's going to be a trove of found Nazi art or bearer bonds. Haven't decided yet. The baseball card really sold it this year.