Out of all the junk and stuff and (insert word here, you know what it is) that Granny owns, only the land is -- well -- real.You can build little ceramic figurines of cows and ballerinas until doomsday.

Keep flipping X and renting Y (insert whatever numbers you like).There's capital everywhere in today's market. 

When that happens, I apologize for the inconvenience and explain (insert date) was the soonest I could get someone out there. 

If it's big/commercial and everything's flowing through the A/E channels it may be hard to insert yourself in all that.  

We inserted a partition wall in the large addition on the back of the property to create a master suite, and a family den.

Bathroom has a plastic shower wall insert.

I am trying to put my mindset in a stance of "how can i make this work" instead of "this won't work, insert limiting belief"I'm the typical newbie investor, spent most my money trying to create a social media following.

@James Wise I agree...it's a little difficult to insert metropolitan statistical area after every reference to a city.

I was thinking (insert name)home buyers or (insert name) Home buyers and realty.

Once you make sure there is not mold, or you have gotten rid of the mold, just install an inexpensive bathtub insert right over the old tile.