Listing DescriptionLead with emotional appeal: “Charming Ardsley Park brick home with vintage character and modern potential” works better than listing facts first.Call out:Original hardwoodsFireplace + detailed ceilingsFully fenced yard + white picket fence (classic curb appeal!)

Pretty sure he stole from people in a ponzi-scheme or something.You guys are classic.  

Quote from @Gregory Schwartz: @Don Konipol Sounds like that is a very well thought-out and long way of saying, "office in the classic sense is dead", haha. 

@Jessica YuanThis is the classic question.

You’re asking the classic “real estate vs. stocks” question — and the math really depends on how you look at it. 

It's a classic case of "strike while the iron's hot" versus "what if it gets even hotter?" 

This ensures they have all tradelines, inquiries, and public records.FICO® Mortgage Scores (Classic Models): Unlike consumer apps (Credit Karma, Experian app, etc.) that often show VantageScore, DSCR lenders rely on the classic FICO mortgage scoring models:Equifax Beacon® 5.0Experian®/Fair Isaac Risk Model v2TransUnion® FICO Risk Score 04Middle Score Method: Just like agency loans, DSCR lenders typically use the middle score of the three bureaus for qualification. 

Here are a few suggestions to get you started:Books: Some classic reads include "Rich Dad Poor Dad" by Robert Kiyosaki, which offers insights on building wealth through real estate, and "The Millionaire Real Estate Investor" by Gary Keller, which provides a comprehensive guide on investing strategies.Podcasts and YouTube Channels: There are numerous podcasts and channels dedicated to real estate investing.

This means reports like the monthly jobs, inflation and GDP numbers would be delayed until funding is restored.This is the king of lowered expectations Ala the 1999 MADtv sketch (classic!).

That is actually the classic definition of inflation.