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He Is The Most Interesting Man In The World - Quotes

Bryan Hancock
Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes

Am I the only person that loves these Dos Equis commercials?

Favorites:

-He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
-He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
-He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian
-He lives vicariously throug himself.
-If he we’re to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.
-Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

Good stuff! :mrgreen:

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James Hiddle
Altus, OK · Member since 2008 · 2k+ posts · 690 votes
15y

Stay thirsty my friends.

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  • Rick Barker
    Real Estate Investor · Pickerington, OH · Member since 2009 · 38 posts · 11 votes
    15y

    I like the one that says: His mother has a tattoo that reads "Son".

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  • Mat Lewczenko
    Investor · Lenexa, KS · Member since 2010 · 215 posts · 121 votes
    15y

    I stumbled upon the facebook page with a ton of them. I've been smiling all day.

    "He once visited The Virgin Islands... they are now called The Islands."

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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    15y

    Nice Mat! I haven't heard that one!

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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    15y

    "If he were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume."

    "Both sides of his pillow are cool."

    "When in Rome they do as he does."

    Still the best commercials on television!

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  • Carlos Flores
    Commercial Real Estate Lender / Syndicator · Dallas, TX · Member since 2011 · 888 posts · 309 votes
    15y

    - He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.

    - His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

    - His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

    - He was once pulled over for speeding, but he let the officer go with just a warning.

    - He once lapped his opponent in a drag race.

    This site has a ton of them, http://www.themostinterestingmanintheworld.net/

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  • David Wedemire
    Real Estate Investor · Bellingham, WA · Member since 2008 · 407 posts · 90 votes
    15y

    Yes it does

    - He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

    - His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

    - Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

    - He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

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  • David Wedemire
    Real Estate Investor · Bellingham, WA · Member since 2008 · 407 posts · 90 votes
    15y

    - He once visited a psychic - to warn her

    -Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them

    -Every-time he goes for a swim, Dolphins appear

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  • Eric Miller
    Homeowner · Phelan, CA · Member since 2010 · 23 posts · 4 votes
    15y

    "If he disagrees with you, it's because your wrong."

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  • Will BarnardPro Member
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    Developer · Santa Clarita, CA · Member since 2008 · 15k+ posts · 10k+ votes
    15y

    His property always cash flows.

    When his tenant's toilet breaks at 3 am, they fix it themselves.

    He once attended a guru seminar and the guru ran to the back of the room with his credit card.

    All attempts to copy his investment style have failed.

    If there was a 5% rule, he would beat it.

    All of his properties have 360 degree views.

    His private money investors pay him to loan him money.

    The speed limit does not apply to him.

    Hey Dos Equis - how much do I get for these new quotes?!
    You heard them here first!

    Podcast Guest on Show #130
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  • Jeff B.
    Investor · Fullerton, CA · Member since 2011 · 2 posts · 1 vote
    15y

    Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

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  • Elena Smith
    Residential Real Estate Agent · Siesta Key, FL · Member since 2011 · 18 posts · 5 votes
    15y

    "sharks have a week dedicated to him" and "he once had an awkward moment just to know what it was like" will always be my all time favorites!

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  • David Wedemire
    Real Estate Investor · Bellingham, WA · Member since 2008 · 407 posts · 90 votes
    15y

    - Both sides of his pillow are cool.

    - When in Rome, they do as he does.

    - He’s won trophies for his game face alone.

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  • David Wedemire
    Real Estate Investor · Bellingham, WA · Member since 2008 · 407 posts · 90 votes
    15y

    - When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

    - His shirts never wrinkle.

    - He is left-handed. And right-handed.

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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    14y

    Saw the new one tonight:

    -He has inside jokes from complete strangers
    -Cuba imports cigars from him
    -Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect

    Still the best on television!

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  • David Wedemire
    Real Estate Investor · Bellingham, WA · Member since 2008 · 407 posts · 90 votes
    14y

    Are we starting this up again cause it could go on forever

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  • Will BarnardPro Member
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    Developer · Santa Clarita, CA · Member since 2008 · 15k+ posts · 10k+ votes
    14y

    Sure can, I love it!!
    Here are the new ones:
    - He has never stepped in gum
    - People are still laughing at his jokes he told in 1997.
    - He grows hair as he gets older.
    and my favorite from today (and should be Bryan's too since he is from TX)
    - He has been granted permission to Mess with Texas!

    Podcast Guest on Show #130
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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    14y
    Originally posted by Will Barnard:
    - He has been granted permission to Mess with Texas!

    Oh hell no....now they're going too far! :-)

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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    14y

    "His organ donation card, also lists his beard."

    "He can undeniably prove that the Bermuda Triangle is, in fact, a parallelogram.”

    "He can speak braille."

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  • Will BarnardPro Member
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    Developer · Santa Clarita, CA · Member since 2008 · 15k+ posts · 10k+ votes
    14y

    He has the ability to change a married woman's Facebook stutus to single.

    Podcast Guest on Show #130
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  • Wiley Hyena
    Lubbock, TX · Member since 2012 · 1 post · 0 votes
    14y

    He keeps a jaguar as a housecat because it's a mouser.
    He once shook hands with himself to see what all the fuss was about.
    Dolphin swim with him.

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  • Will BarnardPro Member
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    Developer · Santa Clarita, CA · Member since 2008 · 15k+ posts · 10k+ votes
    14y

    His pronunciation is impeccable, even under water.
    When his beard reaches the perfect length, it stops growing.
    Presidents take his Birthday off.

    Podcast Guest on Show #130
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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    14y
    Originally posted by Will Barnard:
    Presidents take his Birthday off.

    Very nice!

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  • Joshua D.Pro Member
    BiggerPockets Founder · HI · Member since 2008 · 16k+ posts · 5k+ votes
    14y

    This photo belongs here . . . kudos to John Fedro for the comedy

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  • Bryan Hancock
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    Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    14y

    Hah! Nice!

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  • Tod R.
    Investor · Southlake, TX · Member since 2009 · 950 posts · 338 votes
    14y

    He definitely looks like he's been working on making this photo look authentic...

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