Investor · Round Rock, TX · Member since 2010 · 8k+ posts · 4k+ votes
Am I the only person that loves these Dos Equis commercials?
Favorites:
-He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
-He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
-He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian
-He lives vicariously throug himself.
-If he we’re to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.
-Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.
- He is #1 on God's speed-dial.
- Only his vote counts in an election.
- When he needs to travel, he simply boards any airplane and the Captain asks, "Where to?".
- Even when he calls himself on the phone, he doesn't get a busy signal.
- He proved the Law of Gravity was unconstitutional.
- He slept with a 16 year old girl and she got arrested.
- He once transferred the national debt to his credit card for the miles.
- He's allowed to buy stocks at yesterday's price.
- His phone number is "1".
- He will not answer when you dial "1".
- He took his specimen to a sperm bank and they gave him the building for it.
- A solar eclipse once waited for him to finish his golf game.
- Compasses always point towards him.
- If he ever told you to jump off a cliff, you would.
- It's not New Years until his watch says midnight December 31.
- Santa Claus always stops at his house first.
- Opthomologists use his eyes to calibrate their LASIK equipment.
Ok, so it's not a quote, but in the most recent commercial, he's talking to a group of Tibetan monks(?) then all of a sudden, they all bust out laughing. That cracks me up!
- He once wholesaled 10 deals in one day...to himself
- He charges Gurus $10,000 to sit through their programs
- When he moves into a neighborhood property values automatically quadruple
- He was once asked by the IRS to audit them
Nuns get tattoos of him.
He once fashioned a perpetual motion machine from a napkin.
There is a no fly zone over his garden.
His garage sales are at Sotheby's
-He has inside jokes with complete strangers
-The police often question him just because they find him interesting
-He once made a weeping willow laugh
-He shot the sheriff and the deputy
-The Holy Grail is looking for him
-He actually knows Victoria's secret. but he wont tell anybody what it is
I concur, the best commercials in the world, hands down!
While we can all post these great lines, I may be the "luckiest man in the world" since I can actually chat with "The most interesting man in the world"!
Right Kathryn Morea
His piñatas fight back!
His guacamole is said to have started the phrase, "holy guacamole"
His 10 gallon hat is 13 gallons.
He has 3 black books just for women named Juanita.
- He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
- He lives vicariously through himself.
- He is left and right handed
- Presidents take his birthday off