Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
I've made it to financial freedom with real estate and still I can't find a women that's interesting. I mean, yes I talk about real estate all day, but that should be very interesting. Where have I gone wrong? I work out a lot as well. Biceps for days. I guess I need more units. Anyone else find him or herself in my situation? If so, let's trade notes and figure this out IMO...
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Rental Property Investor · Dayton, OH · Member since 2015 · 312 posts · 273 votes
8y
Someone probably suggested this, but.. Have you tried "tenant with benefits"? Polish the heck out of an efficiency or one bedroom. No cracks, flakes, color clashes. Make it awesome in regards curb appeal. Then just wait till she with the awesome chemistry comes to look. Then, mostly ignore here while you sweat out some improvements to the place.. If she still likes it, offer her the BIG UPGRADE!
Someone probably suggested this, but.. Have you tried "tenant with benefits"? Polish the heck out of an efficiency or one bedroom. No cracks, flakes, color clashes. Make it awesome in regards curb appeal. Then just wait till she with the awesome chemistry comes to look. Then, mostly ignore here while you sweat out some improvements to the place.. If she still likes it, offer her the BIG UPGRADE!
Caution: you probably can't raise the rent..
all things lead back to the age of barter. i can dig that.
Contractor · Canton, GA · Member since 2015 · 107 posts · 81 votes
8y
@Eric James short term lease rental , with a long term lease exit strategy. Unfortunately, you will have to have high interest on this transaction for it to be a long term contract.
Real Estate Investor · Katy, TX · Member since 2016 · 109 posts · 46 votes
8y
Some times you are better off by yourself than with the wrong women by your side. Just be open to what the universe has in store for you, she will come.
Some times you are better off by yourself than with the wrong women by your side. Just be open to what the universe has in store for you, she will come.
Some times you are better off by yourself than with the wrong women by your side. Just be open to what the universe has in store for you, she will come.
Someone probably suggested this, but.. Have you tried "tenant with benefits"? Polish the heck out of an efficiency or one bedroom. No cracks, flakes, color clashes. Make it awesome in regards curb appeal. Then just wait till she with the awesome chemistry comes to look. Then, mostly ignore here while you sweat out some improvements to the place.. If she still likes it, offer her the BIG UPGRADE!
Caution: you probably can't raise the rent..
Guilty as charged. They told me not to do it. Rent was payed 3 days early every month actually. After 6-7 months, she moved out to another place with a similar unit, but 40% off rent since she took care of their kid also! :D This was my first year ever of having tenants, so don't judge..
Rental Property Investor · Dayton, OH · Member since 2015 · 312 posts · 273 votes
8y
@ My early experiences convinced me the best play would have been to marry the tenant. My wife didn't care and I had an awesome mansion hacked in triplex. Better to somehow keep it under one roof!
Investor · San Francisco, CA · Member since 2010 · 910 posts · 889 votes
8y
True story here, BP got me a wife.
I went to Denver for the BP summit back in 2012. The summit was Friday and Saturday and I decided to fly straight into work Monday morning so I had all Sunday free to go sightseeing. I decided to message the only person I knew in Denver to hang out on Sunday. We were only acquaintances but she agreed to meet up with me. Now we are engaged and will be getting married in September. If it wasn't for the summit I we would never have crossed paths.
Thanks @Joshua D. for setting it up. Don't give up hope @Frankie Woods, she will come your way when you least expect it!
I went to Denver for the BP summit back in 2012. The summit was Friday and Saturday and I decided to fly straight into work Monday morning so I had all Sunday free to go sightseeing. I decided to message the only person I knew in Denver to hang out on Sunday. We were only acquaintances but she agreed to meet up with me. Now we are engaged and will be getting married in September. If it wasn't for the summit I we would never have crossed paths.
Thanks @Joshua D. for setting it up. Don't give up hope @Frankie Woods, she will come your way when you least expect it!
Awesome story! Thanks for sharing! Sometimes it's just about putting yourself out there I suppose.
I shouldn't say this publicly, but the core of the Adam's Rib program here at McRib Seminars International is the understanding that it's OK if she falls in love with your investments first. She can learn to love you later. Or whenever.
Upon meeting any woman, you should brag about the size of your portfolio, how stiff your debts are, and how long you've lasted as a real estate investor. That will get results every time.
@ My early experiences convinced me the best play would have been to marry the tenant. My wife didn't care and I had an awesome mansion hacked in triplex. Better to somehow keep it under one roof!
Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
5y
Haha, this is my proudest accomplishment on BP!
Still single, unfortunately.
However, the real estate game is progressing nicely. About to be able to finally go full-time. Then I'll find miss right... After I can leave my house...