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My hedge hog ate my wifi
I have a small notepad in my truck and I write down all the funny excuses, reasons and lies that tenants tell me.
I was early to a meeting this morning and started reading them and had a great laugh. That's what we all need right now....a good laugh.
One of my favorites just happened earlier this month. Tenant didn't submit rent. I texted her on the 6th informing her that rent was late and she told me her Hedge Hog ate her wifi cord and she couldn't sent rent via cash app....lol. I told her, "the lease states no pets allowed". 7 minutes later, her rent and late fee are submitted.
PM's, got any good ones?