STR Draft For Worst Guests

[Garrett Brown]

Felt like having a little fun in honor of the NBA draft last week. Here are my top 5 picks for the worst style of guests at STRs. I'll follow up with my best guest drafts next week. Feel free to drop your Top 5 below, and let's laugh to keep from crying sometimes lol. 

Top 5 Worst Guests – STR Draft Edition

1. The Calendar Locker
Books months in advance, ignores your messages, and cancels at the last minute.
Player comp: Zion. All hype, never shows up.

2. The Hotel Seeker
Demands fresh towels daily, calls at midnight for Q-tips.
Player comp: LeBron in year 21, still thinks it’s all about him.

3. The Silent Assassin
Smiles the whole trip, then drops a 3-star with no comments.
Player comp: Kawhi. Quiet… but deadly.

4. The Pet Smuggler
“Totally pet-free”... until your cleaner finds fur and a mystery stain.
Player comp: Draymond. Breaks the rules, leaves a mess.

5. The Party Ninja
Booked for 2, brought 12. You find confetti in the freezer.
Player comp: Dennis Rodman. Never where he says he is.

[Renee Krystek]

These are hilarious. @Garrett Brown and @Jon Martin!

Here's mine

The Sticky-Fingered Stylist – Loved the space so much, they had to take a throw pillow and a piece of art home “for inspo.”
Player comp: Kyrie. Unpredictable, always doing the most off-script.