Tenants worth a good laugh

[Ryan B.]

Couldn't help but laugh earlier tonight.

So I am doing a quarterly inspection on one of my properties in a small rural town with a population of about 200 (cue the dueling banjos and Burt Reynolds). As I walk in the front door I am hit with a pungent odor that I can't quite put my finger on.

After a couple minutes of talking to one of the tenants I realize it is the smell of fresh game (love me some deer steak). About this time the other tenant walks out of the kitchen with a headless, skinned carcass of a squirrel.

Knowing that it would not be an odd question considering the extremely small country bumpkin town, I asked if he shot it out of one of the trees on the property. His reply "Nope, road kill, ran it over on the way home from work."

Any one else have a story of a time that just made you smile and shake your head?