Elbow to the face

[Timothy W.]

I am going to propose a new basketball term. Any time someone takes an elbow to the lip during a game, we're going to call it "stunning the halibut". Anyone paying attention to politics for the last week will know what two separate stories I'm bringing together in a most brilliant manner. :-)

[Ryan B.]

Tim,

I gotcha. I just wish they would have stitched the dang thing shut.