Bill Gates is now: Reinventing the toilet ...

[Steve Babiak]

Reinventing the toilet for safe and affordable sanitation:
http://www.physorg.com/wire-news/72536602/reinventing-the-toilet-for-safe-and-affordable-sanitation.html

[Mitch Kronowit]

Bill Gates designing a new toilet? Oh, that's rich! Let me guess:

1. The new toilet will only work with Microsoft brand toilet tissue. (And it better be "soft")
2. Twice a day, the toilet will simply refuse to work. Tech support will tell you to go around the house, close all the windows, shut down the water supply for 30 seconds, then start up again and see if that fixes it.
3. You will need to scrub the toilet daily with bleach or ammonia in order to prevent "viruses". You will need the latest bleach and ammonia or it won't work.
4. Every time you operate the flush handle, the toilet will ask you to confirm you want to flush.
5. Every few days, the toilet will refuse to accept your waste unless you upgrade the seat cover.
6. If you're not careful with your "firewall", other people's waste will come into your toilet from the sewer system. Ewwwwwwwww.
7. It will take about 8 years for Microsoft to add features that Apple toilet users have been enjoying for years.