letter to owner...what do you think

[Raul Velazquez Jr]

Im think of sending a neighbor a letter and would like everyone's input (pro or con). Here it goes..

Dear Ms. Karen

My name is Raul Velazquez Jr. I live across the street from you at xxxxxxxx. I noticed that you rarely stay at your home at xxxxxxxx. I was wondering if it was due to the gutter work and/or any other defects it may have. I am beginning to invest in real estate and would like to buy your property (which would be my first) if you are interested in selling.

I am interested in your house because I live in the neighborhood and know the neighborhood. I would like to purchase your house and rent it to quality tenants that will help preserve our neighborhood. I can be reached at xxxxxxx

[Dennis M.]

This is how Karen is going to read it

Hi Karen

it’s your creepy neighbor Raul. I’ve been spying on you My pretty . I know what you did last summer .ive been watching your house ..I’ve been watching those gutters fall off too and being I’m not only a peeping Tom but also a newbie wannabe investor id like to make a lowball offer that insults and offends you if you’ll give me the time of day !

Thanks sincerely

Your creepy neighbor