Whats your funniest or weirdest story?

I'll start with funny stuff left. I've had a handful of units where tenants left their "adult" toys. Once a whole box of goodies. Include funny excuses for late rent ect. Once I had a guy try to tell me multiple months that the rent must have been "lost in the mail". Once I could see but again isn't statistically reasonable. I've got more. I will wait...