Investor · Arlington, VA · Member since 2012 · 1k+ posts · 491 votes
I've made it to financial freedom with real estate and still I can't find a women that's interesting. I mean, yes I talk about real estate all day, but that should be very interesting. Where have I gone wrong? I work out a lot as well. Biceps for days. I guess I need more units. Anyone else find him or herself in my situation? If so, let's trade notes and figure this out IMO...
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Lender · Chicago, IL · Member since 2013 · 82 posts · 27 votes
8y
Love this!!!
My boss and co worker always tell me "Stay Single, Buy Real Estate" and as I have seen time, and time again... those that follow this have quite the schedule of real estate owned
If R.E. and biceps are all you got, then you better work on diversifying yourself, not your portfolio. Think outside yourself, brah. It's not about a woman for YOU it's about being a man a woman would find interesting (not just swoll).
And DO NOT TROLL YOUR OFFICE... because the available women with self-worth will move to a different brokerage. I know, it's crazy, but in this day and age we're really sick of sexual harassment and the smart women aren't putting up with it anymore.
Specialist · Fort Wayne · Member since 2018 · 1 post · 1 vote
8y
Maybe you are too picky. Maybe you concentrate on looks too much. Superficial woman are not interesting and vice versa. Depth is interesting and being able to have a conversation about a plethora of topics is interesting.
One tactic you can deploy is to have Open Houses at your own house and ask girls if they like the house and if they would like to live there. The ones that say yes, follow up by asking if they would like to live there with you.
It's a numbers game!!!!
This is an awesome idea! I agree, it's all about the numbers.
Even more than a bad deal, a bad life partner can REALLY cripple any real estate aspirations. The so-called "cash flow negative spouse" (TM - Scott Trench) can devastate your finances, ruin relationships, and worst of all, turn good real estate deals into total PIGS.
It's also 100% FREE.
The link above will take you to it - we released this like three years ago and it's been used countless times.
We got your back.
I was literally afraid to click on the link at work. To my surprise, it's a "legit" page! To my chagrin, the links were broken...too funny!
Rochester, NY · Member since 2016 · 22 posts · 9 votes
8y
I’m actually having the same problem. I’m also like 22 years old and don’t want a woman who isn’t in R.E. I’m not quite that successful yet but I’m hoping to find her in my next deal haha.
Real Estate Broker · Windsor, CT · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 268 votes
8y
You can't buy a woman like you buy real estate.. it just won't happen! Go to the investor meet ups I am sure there may be a few single and ready to mingle ladies waiting to find a stud who shares the same passion for real estate. BP should consider creating a OKrealestate! or REMatch.com or better yet PlentyofRealestate
I have found that men really dig a lady who gets down and dirty as they would during rehabbing a home. Just the other day, I met a new plumber on site at one of my rentals he was quite intrigued by the fact that I knew what a shower divertor was and the process he would need to take to fix my issue. I had failed to disclose that I have done it all in majority of my renovations. Just because I look like I can't swing a hammer doesn't mean I can't. I told him don't let the looks fool you!
Specialist · Edgerton, KS · Member since 2018 · 50 posts · 23 votes
8y
This is funny stuff! You know I didn’t know what true happiness was until I got married...then it was too late! Lol
Just kidding... I married my wife when we were both 18 years old and in March will be our 20 year anniversary. I couldn’t be happier with my life! My wife married a boy making $7/hr and has seen me at my worst. We are best friends and made a commitment to never give up. We will work through everything...the word divorce wasn’t spoken in our home. Not to say times haven’t been bad and occasionally terrible!
I told my wife we’ve been happily married for 12 years. She said “but we’ve been married 20?” I said yeah but only 12 have been happy!
Lol...glad we can have a few laughs in life. Btw, if you’re searching for a wife you’ll find her in the last place you look. :)
This is funny stuff! You know I didn’t know what true happiness was until I got married...then it was too late! Lol
Just kidding... I married my wife when we were both 18 years old and in March will be our 20 year anniversary. I couldn’t be happier with my life! My wife married a boy making $7/hr and has seen me at my worst. We are best friends and made a commitment to never give up. We will work through everything...the word divorce wasn’t spoken in our home. Not to say times haven’t been bad and occasionally terrible!
I told my wife we’ve been happily married for 12 years. She said “but we’ve been married 20?” I said yeah but only 12 have been happy!
Lol...glad we can have a few laughs in life. Btw, if you’re searching for a wife you’ll find her in the last place you look. :)
You can't buy a woman like you buy real estate.. it just won't happen! Go to the investor meet ups I am sure there may be a few single and ready to mingle ladies waiting to find a stud who shares the same passion for real estate. BP should consider creating a OKrealestate! or REMatch.com or better yet PlentyofRealestate
I have found that men really dig a lady who gets down and dirty as they would during rehabbing a home. Just the other day, I met a new plumber on site at one of my rentals he was quite intrigued by the fact that I knew what a shower divertor was and the process he would need to take to fix my issue. I had failed to disclose that I have done it all in majority of my renovations. Just because I look like I can't swing a hammer doesn't mean I can't. I told him don't let the looks fool you!
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