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Haiku is a poem that consists of three lines of seventeen syllables. The lines consist of five syllables, seven syllables, and five syllables. It doesn't make sense but let's have fun!

My Tenant paid late.

I gave a three-day notice.

I still ain't got paid.

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@Nathan G.

The rent will be late

Had to buy my new tattoo

I’ll catch you next month.

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